Come on people

[sparkie]

i'm worried the team is depressed so will email Paul Braber and ask him if i can come on the team coach and sing them some songs on my ukelele on the journey to Bramall Lane on Friday.

ive been going through all of George Foremans back catalogue as he is the most famous ukelele player evs, and his most well known song in called Cleaning Winders, so ive practiced a new verse

" I stuck my ladder up at number seventeen
Peeped through the bedroom curtains to see two lezzas flicking the bean
Had a sex wee it was so obscene
When i'm cleaning winders"

Regards

DR

They still won't give you a discount on the walk up price for Monday

 

[JC Footy Genius]

A 'tune' to lift your spirits or tip you over the edge ..

 

[Pretty Plnk Fairy]

ive written a second verse for the journey back to

"Climbing with my bucket at number twenty two
Saw a man squatting over his wife's chest and he was having a poo
Jizzed my pants even though it was the wrong thing to do
When I'm cleaning winders"

Regards

DR