Coleen Mcloughlin

[Cian]

Bollocks.
Course you f***ing would.

That voice, though

 

[Easy 10]

That voice, though

Not really a factor when she's gagging on my cock.

 

[Cian]

Not really a factor when she's gagging on my cock.

But even her grunts are going to sound scouser!

 

[Easy 10]

But even her grunts are going to sound scouser!

No worries. I'll just think of CILLA

 

[Cian]

QA¬¬

No worries. I'll just think of CILLA

AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Thats it, I'm having nightmares tonight... an evening reading about mental asylums and now the mental image of doing Cilla Black.

 

[Stumpy Tim]

She's fat for her age. I'm sorry but I wouldn't go near her

 

[junior]

Anyone who say's they wouldnt is WIERD!

I f***ing would-TWICE!



Another good thread AVDM.Keep this up,less of the rubbish and you may just change some peoples opinions of yourself on here.

 

[HampshireSeagulls]

But he isn't going to get to university spending all his waking hours attention-seeking on here. A low-paid job with plenty of down-time aimlessly surfing the web is what awaits him at this rate.

Can you get him an apprenticeship on your newspaper then LI? You could have him as your "tea bitch"

 

[Marshy]

Its a definate Yes from me too, why not ?

 

[Jesus Gul]

I think she's quite sweet but that is probably due to her age. she won't age well despite all the money on cosmetics. But then wayne looks alder than me and he's 14 years my junior!

 

[Lokki 7]

She ticks all the boxs for me. She's female, she's legal, she's alive. I'd be in there like a rat up a drainpipe.

 

[Bakesy]

She was born in Islington and yes, *sighs* supports Palace.

[SIZE=4
4]MODS.......BANNED BY ASSOCIATION PLEASE..........[/SIZE]

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

square head
chubby
funny teeth
weird nose

na

 

[Kylies Stunt Arse]

square head
chubby
funny teeth
weird nose

probably

 

[Man of Harveys]

I would. She's nothing special but then again, nor am I.

 

[robbied69]

She was born in Islington and yes, *sighs* supports Palace.

Ah Islington, what a fine area. From there myself.

And yes, my mum is a snob also. No ones good enough for me.

 

[enigma]

Ah Islington, what a fine area. From there myself.

And yes, my mum is a snob also. No ones good enough for me.

Islington a fine area? More like one of the most over rated areas.

She is fit, not the best in the world but nice enough and I cant believe anyone would think twice.

 

[robbied69]

Islington a fine area? More like one of the most over rated areas.

Only because of the poncy twats who frequent Upper St in the evenings.

 

[Billy the Fish]

If I go to Uni up north, lets say Hull, my mum has asked me to make sure not to get a northern girlfriend.

Why are we, as southerners, so bitter?

You don't need a girlfrind, you're going to uni FFS. Find as many dirty northern crack-whores as you can (that won't be difficult up north) and smash the granny out of them. Seriously, they're not as picky in that part of the world, i'll give you a surefire way of pulling:
Northern girl: Aye-up lad
1066: Hello
Northern girl: are yous from down t'south
1066: yes
Northern girl: so have you got windows on t'house?
1066: Of course
Northern girl: Fookin hell, you must have a few t'bob, what about an inside toilet?
1066: yes
Northern girl: He rich, come with me we're going t'bed

 

[Citrus in Sheffield]