Coleen Mcloughlin

[1066gull]

As much as we hate her chav look with her stupid boyfriend Wayne, you have to admit Coleen is pretty fine.

Wayne can f*** off back to his vice girls.

 

[1066gull]

No thanks. 3 years ago she was a boring, goofy, northern dog - it's only his money that has turned her into something respectable.

If I go to Uni up north, lets say Hull, my mum has asked me to make sure not to get a northern girlfriend.

Why are we, as southerners, so bitter?

 

[Bwian]

Why are we, as southerners, so bitter?

Not all of us are-sounds like your mother is a bloody snob.

 

[1066gull]

Not all of us are-sounds like your mother is a bloody snob.

She was born in Islington and yes, *sighs* supports Palace.

 

[Silent Bob]

If I go to Uni up north, lets say Hull, my mum has asked me to make sure not to get a northern girlfriend.

I don't think she needs to worry.

 

[Gully]

Depends which part of the north, there are some accents that to me sound like the chalk screech you get from a blackboard, but on the other hand the soft Northumbrian/Geordie accent makes me go weak at the knees!

 

[Bwian]

I don't think she needs to worry.

Not even in Hull? Even Audrey might get laid there.

 

[Easy 10]

No thanks. 3 years ago she was a boring, goofy, northern dog - it's only his money that has turned her into something respectable.

Bollocks.
Course you f***ing would.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

She was born in Islington and yes, *sighs* supports Palace.

I KNEW there was something not right about him.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

I honestly don't think I would. Have you seen what she looked like 2-3 years ago by the way? You wouldn't have picked her out of a crowd of 3. Ok, she looks alright now, but its all fake, and due to the success of our Wayne. Just not my cup of tea I'm afraid

I think you're missing the point. No-one asked if you wanted to shag her three years ago. She was barely legal for one thing.

Just admit she's quite fit, and everbody's happy.

 

[Easy 10]

I honestly don't think I would. Have you seen what she looked like 2-3 years ago by the way? You wouldn't have picked her out of a crowd of 3. Ok, she looks alright now, but its all fake, and due to the success of our Wayne. Just not my cup of tea I'm afraid

2 or 3 years ago she was barely legal. Now she's FLOURISHING.

I'd do it just to piss Shrek off.

 

[Easy 10]

I mean, come ON !

 

[Silent Bob]

I'd bounce her off the walls for sure.

 

[London Irish]

Not even in Hull? Even Audrey might get laid there.

But he isn't going to get to university spending all his waking hours attention-seeking on here. A low-paid job with plenty of down-time aimlessly surfing the web is what awaits him at this rate.

 

[Easy 10]

I'd give her something worse than anything she could ever pass on to me.

 

[Franks Wild Years]

But he isn't going to get to university spending all his waking hours attention-seeking on here. A low-paid job with plenty of down-time aimlessly surfing the web is what awaits him at this rate.

Good to see NSC youth academy churning out more of the same then