Cockroach!!! Help!!!!!!!!!!

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

There's a HUGE arsed cockroach in my room. FAst little fucker, I tried to catch him and he dissappeared down behind my bed. I've moved everything out the way to try and find the little bastard but I can't. I need help catching the f***ing thing. NOW!!! It's 1:40 a.m, I've got work tomorrow morning and there's no way I can sleep knowing that monsters in my room.

HELP HELP HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

O.K, seeing as no-one's offered any words of wisdom, I'm going to have to go it alone.

Several cockroach traps have been laid around my room and a can of cockroach killing spray has been bought and is resting beside my bed. I haven't seen the fucker for 30 mins so hopefully it's crawled the f*** out of my room... I'm going to risk sleeping, hope I don't swallow the bastard thing or it crawls up my arse...

 

[Gully]

Don't want to sound over dramatic, or belittle your efforts to get rid of Mr Cockroach, but I believe it is one of the only animals that can survive without food for a number of years, not be affected by thermo-nuclear war or even with its head removed...the odds are stacked against you!

 

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

Don't want to sound over dramatic, or belittle your efforts to get rid of Mr Cockroach, but I believe it is one of the only animals that can survive without food for a number of years, not be affected by thermo-nuclear war or even with its head removed...the odds are stacked against you!

Yes, I know. However it's a psychologivcal effort more than anything because the size of the thing freaked me out, like half a bloody tennis ball crawling along my curtains...

 

[HampshireSeagulls]

If it's that big, charge the fucker rent.

 

[acrossthepond]

One day, a little boy, was outside in the backyard stomping on honeybees.

When his father came out and saw what the little boy was doing, he made him stop right away and told the little boy, "That's it for you. No honey for a week."

Well, then the little boy went to the front yard of the house and started stomping on butterflies. When his father saw what he was doing, he made him stop right away and said, "Stomping on butterflies is a terrible thing to do. Just for that, no butter for a week."

After that, little boy and his father went into the kitchen and saw the little boy's mother stomping on cockroaches.

The little boy turned to his father and said, "Should I tell her or should you?"

 

[cannedheat]

Put down some peanut butter if you have some they luv it, when it is eating twat it. thats how I dealt with the fuckers in Gran Canaria.

 

[Yorkie]

If it's that big, charge the fucker rent.

A bombay runner?

 

[HampshireSeagulls]

A bombay runner?

Behave - I can remember being charged extra for the "additional meat" in the Indian's outside St Levan's Gate....

 

[Yorkie]

Behave - I can remember being charged extra for the "additional meat" in the Indian's outside St Levan's Gate....

 

[Barrel of Fun]

The roaches used to suck my toothbrush (In Ecuador), so I will pop one in the post for you. We used to have great fun killing them every morning. At one stage we counted about 60 or so.

My sister used to work as a Sous-Chef in a top London restaurant - They had a massive cockroach problem and used to crawl up the legs of the Chefs.

I won't mention it's name for legal reasons! Except that Dwayne has probably eaten there as it is in Kensington.

 

[HampshireSeagulls]

The roaches used to suck my toothbrush (In Ecuador), so I will pop one in the post for you. We used to have great fun killing them every morning. At one stage we counted about 60 or so.

My sister used to work as a Sous-Chef in a top London restaurant - They had a massive cockroach problem and used to crawl up the legs of the Chefs.

I won't mention it's name for legal reasons! Except that Dwayne has probably eaten there as it is in Kensington.

McDonalds?

 

[John Byrne]

Sheesh....i hate em...off to Tenerife soon thats the worst bit about the holiday.

 

[cheeseroll]

I was pissing on one last night in the bogs of a niteclub and the fucker flew onto my jacket, i hate them.

 

[Theatre of Trees]

Get one of these

 

[nodger13]

is it german or asian?? one can climb plus if it is big then it is female and don't stamp on it as the eggs will be in the carpet, keep it cos in a week you'll gets loads of rent from it's family there will be millions of the buggers

 

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

It's o.k, I survived the night. I've laid down some traps, got my sdpray and given my room a clean(not a great one admittedly). Hopefully the bastard will now piss off to a dirtier less trap infested part of the house...

 

[sir albion]

It's o.k, I survived the night. I've laid down some traps, got my sdpray and given my room a clean(not a great one admittedly). Hopefully the bastard will now piss off to a dirtier less trap infested part of the house...

Probably you will have dozens running around soonand in future do your cleaning more often you lazy git

 

[Spunk Bubble]

One day, a little boy, was outside in the backyard stomping on honeybees.

When his father came out and saw what the little boy was doing, he made him stop right away and told the little boy, "That's it for you. No honey for a week."

Well, then the little boy went to the front yard of the house and started stomping on butterflies. When his father saw what he was doing, he made him stop right away and said, "Stomping on butterflies is a terrible thing to do. Just for that, no butter for a week."

After that, little boy and his father went into the kitchen and saw the little boy's mother stomping on cockroaches.

The little boy turned to his father and said, "Should I tell her or should you?"

Good one !!

 

[pasty]

Try this

http://www.zapzone.dk/other-games/cockroach-killa.shtml