Clocks Go Forward Tonight...

[Uncle C]

She is rather good.

But not proud

 

[Clothes Peg]

She is rather good.

So you kept on telling me last night.

 

[Uncle C]

Not going to admit it actually was you then?

Besides, Les and I go way back.

Listen, if I could cope with the technology of posting on those sites then I would freely boast about it, and yes I've heard that Les does go back a long way.

 

[Les Biehn]

Listen, if I could cope with the technology of posting on those sites then I would freely boast about it, and yes I've heard that Les does go back a long way.

Your jokes are shit.

 

[Uncle C]

Gina
How do you feel about dirty old men lurking on your site and lusting after your picture?

 

[Clothes Peg]

Gina
How do you feel about dirty old men lurking on your site and lusting after your picture?

Fine, cos I know they are sad bastards with no life.

Also, I'm not even fit, so if they're lusting after me, they're REALLY sad.

 

[bigc]

Not Georgia?

No, sadly not!

The fallout may have got there.

Adrie hasn't noticed the fact I haven't risen to the challenge yet of breaking his neck, which he kindly offered I could.

 

[Les Biehn]

Fine, cos I know they are sad bastards with no life.

Also, I'm not even fit, so if they're lusting after me, they're REALLY sad.

Now that does make me look like a gimp. I think you fit

 

[Clothes Peg]

Now that does make me look like a gimp. I think you fit

Sorry babe, I didn't mean to insult you, I'll make it up to you later

 

[Les Biehn]

Not an insult. You are nice looking so it is just silly for you to say that.

 

[Uncle C]

Fine, cos I know they are sad bastards with no life.

Also, I'm not even fit, so if they're lusting after me, they're REALLY sad.

Thats OK then, lets hear no more about it.

PS that picture must have been taken in a bad light, cause you look the sort of girl one could take home to meet mum.

 

[Biscuit]

Someone posted a picture of a man having sex with a chicken on NSP today.

Not sure which is more gripping, this binfestory or NSP.

 

[Uncle C]

Someone posted a picture of a man having sex with a chicken on NSP today.

Not sure which is more gripping, this binfestory or NSP.

what the hell is a binfestory - wont google

 

[Clothes Peg]

Thats OK then, lets hear no more about it.

PS that picture must have been taken in a bad light, cause you look the sort of girl one could take home to meet mum.

Bad camera. I don't think the pint of Carling gives out the right impression.

I have a 125cc license. Hardcore. I'm not quite the lady I look in that picture.

 

[Les Biehn]

what the hell is a binfestory - wont google

Bin fest means shit. Quite obvious really. By the way you should check out NSP, you would love it.

 

[Clothes Peg]

Someone posted a picture of a man having sex with a chicken on NSP today.

Not sure which is more gripping, this binfestory or NSP.

NSP has a tendency to make me feel ill. Who thinks I should start posting there? After all, pretty soon me and Les are gonna get kicked off here.

 

[Trigger]

So, did everyone move their clocks forward?

Did anyone forget?

 

[bigc]

Don't flatter yourself, it would take alot to get kicked off here.

Look at the dregs of society that are still allowed to post here.

 

[Uncle C]

Bad camera. I don't think the pint of Carling gives out the right impression.

I have a 125cc license. Hardcore. I'm not quite the lady I look in that picture.

The pint is fine, its the impression your give out on NSC which stinks.

Good on the bike, lady after my own heart.

The phrase "I'm not quite the lady I look in that picture" gives off just the right hint of interest. Dont let yourself be dragged to the gutter by this lot of retrobates

 

[Clothes Peg]

So, did everyone move their clocks forward?

Did anyone forget?

I forgot, but then again, I was in bed with Les until 3, so it didn't really matter.