Clearly gonna get myself banned but f*** it

[SurreySeagulls]

Slightly is not the word for it. Tediously boring it has become

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

This is gay.

I'm gonna go stick my cock in a cold pot noodle, much more fun.

 

[Robot Chicken]

This is gay.

I'm gonna go stick my cock in a cold pot noodle, much more fun.

Hey, what happened to your offer for me to rape you?

Gutted.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Hey, what happened to your offer for me to rape you?

Gutted.

Let's just keep it online

 

[Robot Chicken]

Let's just keep it online

Dirty

 

[Bob!]

Calling it Lilac is evidence of your dubious nature. Real men only recognise the following colours,

White
Black
Brown
Orange
Yellow
Red
Blue
Purple
Green
and Pink (and thats really light red but you need to know to be able to order lingerie)

Any man describing a colour using any other than these approved words is definitely suspect

What about Mauve?

and Grey?

definitely man approved words!

 

[acrossthepond]

What about Mauve?

and Grey?

definitely man approved words!

Am I allowed Marooooooooon?

 

[acrossthepond]

??