Christmas puns

[chops]

Let me have them. Go...

 

[tedebear]

What is a webmaster's favorite hymn?

Oh, .com all ye faithful

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

What is Good King Wenceslas' favourite pizza?

Deep pan, crisp and even.

 

[tedebear]

What is green, covered with tinsel and says, "Ribbit, ribbit?"
A mistle-toad

 

[tedebear]

How did Scrooge win the football game?
The ghost of Christmas passed

 

[tedebear]

What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with a Mac?
A pineapple.

 

[BHAFC_Pandapops]

get Santa Claws a scratching post this christmas

 

[Manx Shearwater]

What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls.

 

[CorgiRegisteredFriend]

Why was Santas little helper so depressed?

He was suffering low elf esteem.

 

[chops]

I don't mean to be facetious at all, but none of those are puns. They're jokes.

 

[CorgiRegisteredFriend]

I don't mean to be facetious at all, but none of those are puns. They're jokes.

Yule be partly right. Some are playing by the rules.

 

[tedebear]

I don't mean to be facetious at all, but none of those are puns. They're jokes.

Correct but I felt bad that no one was answering so I felt a joke was in order. I don't like it when people start good threads and they sink like a depth charger...

Besides he didn't specify a type of pun?

Recursive
Homophonic
Compound
Homonymic

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