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[Pavilionaire]

"Little tip Sam, Scott Dann's wife goes like a frickin' train!"

 

[PILTDOWN MAN]

5 million yes 5 million the tw@ts paid me to f@@k off, continue my good work and you'll get the same, thick f@@kers the lot of them

 

[sydney]

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'I tell you what, this is the most dodgy third-party ownership you will ever have seen! Now where's my 400k?'


TNBA

TTF

don't laugh at Zaha's winkle ok....??

 

[Guy Fawkes]

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Don't worry about getting a new assistant manager, i'm sure the board will find you a very good one to work with on GroupOn

 

[Mayonaise]

My advice: Watch out for that Zaha with your daughter Sam and spend whatever you like, they are quite happy with that here and if the money runs out they just pay out 1p in the pound.

 

[Eeyore]

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'So far so good, see you on the M1.

64th minute, right, 64th minute'

 

[Bry Nylon]

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"Just remember - every time Palace have a game, I know where you'll be playing. But will you know where your missus is playing? Good luck."

 

[Tarpon]

'Don't mention or stare at the hair...I know, I know (snigger) but (snigger) he thinks it looks good...'