Christians and Evolution

[Aseros]

I know great deals of Christians are now accepting evolution has fact. However, if they don't believe we are closely linked with other animals, why are bishops sometimes known as primates? I refuse to believe it is just because they are a bunch of monkeys.

 

[Nibble]

Oh, you're serious? It comes from the Latin, Primatis, meaning Prime, noble or highest. The benefits of a classical education dear boy.

 

[Kumquat]

Did you know that the word politics comes from the greek "poly" meaning "many" and the english "tics" meaning "blood sucking leeches"?

 

[Nibble]

Indeed, similar origins for the phrase Political Expert. X is an unknown quantity and a spurt is a drip under pressure.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

I've always assumed that Aseros is Soresa spelt backwards - revealing the fact that he has flown in on a flying saucer to tell us the truth about life, the universe and everything. I'm now beginning to doubt this.