Chris Hughton to be interviewed on Talksport this morning.

[Ernest]

100 strokes? That's about a dozen pop shots.

Not what GUPPY told me

 

[Papa Lazarou]

100 strokes? That's about a dozen pop shots.

That's some aggressive w@nking. They need to chill out a bit.

 

[Munkfish]

Any idea at what age the blindness kicks in? It's just that I have a 'friend' who has a huge pornography collection, one arm resembles that of Popeye and the other a pipe cleaner.

I think it depends on how hairy your palms are. I'm no expert but I expect most to be blind by 55.

 

[El Presidente]

I think it depends on how hairy your palms are. I'm no expert but I expect most to be blind by 55.

If that's the case I feel sorry for Richard Keys.

 

[El Presidente]

Not what GUPPY told me

He has ladyboy assistance though.

 

[John Bumlick]

100 strokes? That's about a dozen pop shots.

You know how many strokes it takes your friend to deposit the mayo?

 

[SeagullinExile]

Any idea at what age the blindness kicks in? It's just that I have a 'friend' who has a huge pornography collection, one arm resembles that of Popeye and the other a pipe cleaner.

Not sure about the blindness, but get your 'friend' to use his other arm sometimes - Its actually quite good as it hurts more....apparently.

 

[El Presidente]

Not sure about the blindness, but get your 'friend' to use his other arm sometimes - Its actually quite good as it hurts more....apparently.

He's toying with the swimming armband lodged underneath the mattress option, a hands free alternative to traditional methods.

 

[SeagullinExile]

He's toying with the swimming armband lodged underneath the mattress option, a hands free alternative to traditional methods.

I genuinely choked on my coffee reading this

 

[Not Andy Naylor]

I think it depends on how hairy your palms are. I'm no expert but I expect most to be blind by 55.

I'm not blind yet. Although I am very short-sighted.