[TV] Chris Evans has reportedly named his twin sons

[Stat Brother]

Ping and Pong.

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[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

No he hasn't.

Also, he had a boy and a girl.

He has referred to them as Ping and Pong in his statement about their birth. That was the 'name' he had given them during the whole pregnancy (they didn't know what they were having).

I'm on the edge of my seat awaiting the real names.

 

[Magic Sponge]

Twins sons? Thought it was a girl and a boy.

 

[Stat Brother]

No he hasn't.

Also, he had a boy and a girl.

He has referred to them as Ping and Pong in his statement about their birth. That was the 'name' he had given them during the whole pregnancy (they didn't know what they were having).

I'm on the edge of my seat awaiting the real names.

I'm glad I used the word reportedly.

They'll probably name them Pong & Ping.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

The really lovely thing is that the ginger has-been can be signed for shameful amounts by whatever numpty radio station or call his kids something really really wacky - and nobody anywhere actually cares.

 

[The Clamp]

Ping and Pong.

You have managed to get nothing correct but speaking of Evans I saw a picture of him related to this story, the first pic I've seen of him in years. Jiminy Cricket! The years have not been kind. All that boozing has taken it's toll. He looks awful.

 

[AmexRuislip]

He could always name them R2 & RV

 

[Easy 10]

You have managed to get nothing correct but speaking of Evans I saw a picture of him related to this story, the first pic I've seen of him in years. Jiminy Cricket! The years have not been kind. All that boozing has taken it's toll. He looks awful.

Yes, I thought exactly the same.

 

[sydney]

Eugene & Mervin

 

[Icy Gull]

I hope he doesn’t scare the shit out of them shouting at them when he talks to them

 

[The Clamp]

Yes, I thought exactly the same.

Blimey, been taking his work home with him I see. Jonathan!!

 

[bluenitsuj]

This thread is one hell of a fail.

 

[Jam The Man]

Jiminy Cricket?

That’s the dude in Pinocchio!

 

[Stat Brother]

Jiminy Cricket?

That’s the dude in Pinocchio!

No it's the fella with R & L on his wellies.

 

[The Clamp]

Chris Evans has not called his children along and Pong. Just to be clear.

 

[Dick Swiveller]

Yes, I thought exactly the same.

I read that as Jimmy Cricket and was trying to see how he had turned out like that.

Talking of Jimmy Cricket, I once saw an official letter of complaint he sent to a company I used to work for and he had headed notepaper with the L & R Wellingtons on them.

 

[pearl]

Ping and Pong are quite common names in China

 

[Cadiz Seagull]

Evan and Eve?

 

[Stat Brother]

I'm going to name my kids F & One, in the hope they grow up so boring they become Radio 2 dj's, so they'll be able to afford to keep me in a manner I will become accustomed too.

 

[The Clamp]

My favourite name was the one a Victorian family christened their son: Friendless Jack.