Choose the song that you'd pay a stripper to pole dance to......

[herecomesaregular]

Dunno why, don't even like strip clubs (too tight), but this evening I was listening to Never Say Die and I decided, if I was to pay for a nice nubile lady to pole dance for me to ONE tune, it would be this one........... (nb It takes a good 30 seconds to kick in):



Plus at over 6 mins, I think it'd be good value.

*Close eyes and imagine*

 

[Bozza]

Good Old Sussex by the Sea

 

[GT49er]

Dunno why, don't even like strip clubs (too tight), but this evening I was listening to Never Say Die and I decided, if I was to pay for a nice nubile lady to pole dance for me to ONE tune, it would be this one........... (nb It takes a good 30 seconds to kick in):



Plus at over 6 mins, I think it'd be good value.

*Close eyes and imagine*

Not to that recording I wouldn't - the sound quality is atrocious.

 

[Dick Head]

 

[Pavilionaire]

Supper's Ready by Genesis. At 23 minutes long you'd get a whole bunch of pussy and still have time to make a cup of tea in the middle.

 

[jevs]

Chris DeBurgh....Patricia the stripper

 

[desprateseagull]

Only works, if the dancer name is 'Wind'..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJ9rUzIMcZQ

 

[Igzilla]

Supper's Ready by Genesis. At 23 minutes long you'd get a whole bunch of pussy and still have time to make a cup of tea in the middle.

I was going to nominate Echoes by Pink Floyd to achieve a similar result.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53N99Nim6WE

 

[Chicken Run]

Don’t you wish your girlfriend was just like me....

 

[darkwolf666]

How about Get Down On IT by Kool & The Gang

 

[Theatre of Trees]

 

[pastafarian]

Mostly building to a crescendo where im ripping my own clothes off for my own enjoyment ..........but if im paying then screw the stripper

 

[Is it PotG?]

The Killing of Georgie (Part I and II)

 

[RandyWanger]

N.E.R.D Lapdance

 

[Jack Straw]

"Nice One Cyril."

 

[LamieRobertson]

Stairway to Heaven...extended version i'd like to get my moneys worth

 

[pearl]

Nick the Stripper

 

[Yoda]

If you want your moneys worth, it has to be:

 

[Albion my Albion]

Good Old Sussex by the Sea

I agree,

Good Old Pole Sex by the Sea

 

[Pavilionaire]

Mostly building to a crescendo where im ripping my own clothes off for my own enjoyment ..........but if im paying then screw the stripper

Brilliant Partridgeque choice, although I fancy Alan might have plumped for "Jet" by Wings.