Chinease People Do not exist

[watsongooal]

Chinese People Do not exist

and are a figment of our imaginations.

DISCUSS

 

[Commander]

Fantastic theory. That would explain a lot.

However, if they don't exist, why do they always get in my way wherever I go in this city, and how are they so loud in internet cafes?

I actually believe that they do exist, but don't really come from China.

 

[watsongooal]

You racialist

 

[Commander]

At least I can spell

 

[perth seagull]

If Chinese people don't exist, where does Chinese food come from?

 

[watsongooal]

You try typing with a head stick, i cant help it I have no arms. You are not a nice boy whoever you are.

 

[watsongooal]

If Chinese people don't exist, where does Chinese food come from?

The Honeymoon

 

[Commander]

If Chinese people don't exist, where does Chinese food come from?

China, obviously. But there are no people there. It's made by machines. So I'm told, anyway.

 

[perth seagull]

China, obviously. But there are no people there. It's made by machines. So I'm told, anyway.

Oh, so the same place babies come from then.

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

I like the chinese,they come over ,work hard,don't rant and rave lunacy and murder,don't bleed our welfare system dry,not like those hairy c nts with hooks for hands.
The chinese

 

[napier's kit man]

Just back from China.
There were one or two people there.
I was training teachers and had them chanting "seagulls" at the beginning of a session on "culture".
The trip to Derby don't seem too bad after the 6000 fromShanghai.

 

[West Hoathly Seagull]

They most certainly do exist. My ex was Chinese (well half Korean actually). I was looking forward to a few trips to Shanghai before being unceremoniously dumped. Oh well, life goes on.

 

[Wardy]

They most certainly do exist. My ex was Chinese (well half Korean actually). I was looking forward to a few trips to Shanghai before being unceremoniously dumped. Oh well, life goes on.

So the fact she was galf Korean on proves that China HALF exist. Since I always round down that means they do not exist.

 

[Meade's Ball]

They most certainly do exist. My ex was Chinese (well half Korean actually). I was looking forward to a few trips to Shanghai before being unceremoniously dumped. Oh well, life goes on.

You'd think so, wouldn't you. Unfortunately, life will not go on. It's stopped. Kaput.

 

[Vlad the Impala]

I was under the impression life starts again tomorrow.

 

[Safeway]

I like the chinese,they come over ,work hard,don't rant and rave lunacy and murder,don't bleed our welfare system dry,not like those hairy c nts with hooks for hands.
The chinese

 

[smudge]

I like the chinese,they come over ,work hard,don't rant and rave lunacy and murder,don't bleed our welfare system dry,not like those hairy c nts with hooks for hands.
The chinese

I agree Mr Stubbs. They do like a flutter as well, which helps them integrate with British society.
When was the last time you saw anyone in a yashmak doing a yankee down the bookies?

 

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

The Chinese I've lived with have been crazy.

I told one of them that Britain invented China and she stormed out the room and hasn't spoken to me for 10months!

Did you know you can make a full sentence out of the same word in Chinese?

Ma ma ma ma ma ma. Or something similar means...
Mother rode the horse. The horse was slow. Mother scolded the horse.

Which I find mildly fascinating.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

I like the chinese,they come over ,work hard,don't rant and rave lunacy and murder,don't bleed our welfare system dry,not like those hairy c nts with hooks for hands.
The chinese

Agreed

 

[Everest]

They half exist, 'cos they only come up to your knees.

FACT