Cheesed off Male Fan

[Giraffe]

One word - Toilets

In the old days the guys had loads toilets at football grounds Abd the ladies had one between the lot of them. They had to queue, but who cares.

Now suddenly in PC Britain the same number of facilities are provided at new stadiums, meaning us guys have to queue for toilets now. Just plain wrong. And not good for the club to have people stood in toliet queues when they could be stood in catering queues.

Time to liberate some of the ladies loos!!

 

[kevtherev]

Just go in the ladies anyway. If one of them turns round and says "this is for ladies only" just flash your cock at her and say "so is this love"......

 

[My Name Is Gully]

Just go in the ladies anyway. If one of them turns round and says "this is for ladies only" just flash your cock at her and say "so is this love"......

Splurted my tea and still laughing, very good!

 

[chucky1973]

i tried to go in the ladies, but there was a steward on the door who would not let me in....i nearly pissed myself and not through laughing

 

[Shooting Star]

Just go in the ladies anyway. If one of them turns round and says "this is for ladies only" just flash your cock at her and say "so is this love"......

Haha this is truly amazing!

 

[oldalbiongirl]

Splurted my tea and still laughing, very good!

I would love to see some of the faces if this happened. I was in the north the other day and a woman near me almost had a heart attack just because someone stood up a few times let alone above!

 

[Giraffe]

Just go in the ladies anyway. If one of them turns round and says "this is for ladies only" just flash your cock at her and say "so is this love"......

Bloody funny. Had to explain to my mrs why I was laughing so loud. She thought it was less funny.

 

[drew]

One word - Toilets

In the old days the guys had loads toilets at football grounds Abd the ladies had one between the lot of them. They had to queue, but who cares.

Now suddenly in PC Britain the same number of facilities are provided at new stadiums, meaning us guys have to queue for toilets now. Just plain wrong. And not good for the club to have people stood in toliet queues when they could be stood in catering queues.

Time to liberate some of the ladies loos!!

I take it you never used the toilet at half time in the south stand at Withdean then!

 

[Giraffe]

I take it you never used the toilet at half time in the south stand at Withdean then!

No I sat in the North Stand and my cock isnt quite that long.

 

[HovaGirl]

Just go in the ladies anyway. If one of them turns round and says "this is for ladies only" just flash your cock at her and say "so is this love"......

And I'd say: "What is?"

 

[HovaGirl]

Simple solution boys: cross-dress then demand your right to be allowed to enter the women's secret sanctuary.

 

[ferring seagull]

Just go in the ladies anyway. If one of them turns round and says "this is for ladies only" just flash your cock at her and say "so is this love"......

Nice One - took me about ten minutes to stop laughing !

 

[HastingsSeagull]

We thought this in the north last night. Maybe what 5% of the crowd is female? Give them 25% of the loos but 50? Mental and not 'even' or 'equal' in the slightest because of this.

 

[HastingsSeagull]

Maybe I can sneak in a ladies wig although I read somewhere that I may get searched at some point

 

[Gwylan]

I don't get this: I used the bogs twice on Saturday, on one occasion there was no-one there and the other there was one person. They may have been queues in other parts of the stadium but it's scarcely a widespread problem.

The queues at Withdean were shocking - anything's an improvement after that.

 

[squiglet]

Maybe you blokes can pair up with us chicks and hold hands and pretend to have additional needs!

 

[Box of Frogs]

Maybe you blokes can pair up with us chicks and hold hands and pretend to have additional needs!

Come with me love and I'll show you my 'additional needs'!!

 

[Daffy Duck]

Now you blokes know what we've had to put up with for years at football, or pretty much anywhere really.

I think it's brilliant that we can now just waltz into the ladie's loos instead of queueing for months for a wee. And even better that it's the bloke's who have now got to wait a bit.

 

[squiglet]

Come with me love and I'll show you my 'additional needs'!!

Hmmm I did rather pave the way for that comment ! Fair play

 

[backson]

Simple solution boys: cross-dress then demand your right to be allowed to enter the women's secret sanctuary.

Never heard it called that before