Just be grateful you weren’t there when he discovered Cape Horn.I think us Brits are good at it too. Take the simplistic nature of some of the place names in Australia. My favourite is 'Lake Disappointment' One can only imagine that after a two or three days hike, and bereft of water, the explorer was rather miffed to find the place had ran dry.
The French word for Paperclip is Trombone ..The Germans do like a literal translation. I am sure Bat is Fledermaus, which is flying mouse.