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CHAPPERS

DISCO SPENG
Jul 5, 2003
45,282
Walking along London Road (aka Chav Central) into town passing Somerfield.

One little TWAT is atop the trollies parked up outside. He jumps and grabs a hold onto the ceiling and manages to pull loads of lighting and strips of metal down that must have cost hundreds, he pisses himself and sprints off, nobody takes any notice cos London Road is a shit hole anyway.

I was too stoned to do anything but i did attempt to shout 'oi you scallyway, get back here' but nothing came out.
 


CHAPPERS

DISCO SPENG
Jul 5, 2003
45,282
Got to agree taht Von Dutch is fast becoming the new Burberry.

There was a stall selling fake Von Dutch caps for 25 quid by Churchill Square the other week. How it wasn't shut down i dunno, they were shit fakes.
 


Paddy B

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
2,084
Horsham
tommy boy 86 said:
doesn't appear to be chavwear down here, most people i know that wear it are not chavs at all

Tommy- you obviuosly wear Von Dutch!!

hmmm secret chav, methinks. Were you posting this from your lowered Citroen Saxo with blacked out windows and listening to hard house on your "banging" stereo, whilst admiring your Reebok Classics and white adidas trackie bottoms?
 




Oct 25, 2003
23,964
Paddy B said:
Tommy- you obviuosly wear Von Dutch!!

hmmm secret chav, methinks. Were you posting this from your lowered Citroen Saxo with blacked out windows and listening to hard house on your "banging" stereo, whilst admiring your Reebok Classics and white adidas trackie bottoms?
:lolol: :lolol:

i have never, and never will wear von dutch:p
i am in NO WAY a chav
i don't own a citroen(even if i did drive- i still wouldn't)
i hate hard house
i do not own any reebok trainers
and i have no adidas trackie bottoms

so :censored: you:D
 




babyshambles

Active member
Jul 21, 2004
147
Brighton
Chavs, Neds, Townies, Kevs, Charvers, Steeks, Spides, Bazzas, Yarcos, Ratboys, Kappa Slappers, Skangers, Janners, Stigs, Scallies, whatever you know them as, this site is about them, Britains peasant underclass that are taking over our towns and cities!
 




zefarelly

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Jul 7, 2003
23,513
Sussex, by the sea
babyshambles said:
Chavs, Neds, Townies, Kevs, Charvers, Steeks, Spides, Bazzas, Yarcos, Ratboys, Kappa Slappers, Skangers, Janners, Stigs, Scallies, whatever you know them as, this site is about them, Britains peasant underclass that are taking over our towns and cities!

and since some f***ing wanker at Brighton anf Hove Council thought it wouild be a good idea to relocate the scum to lessen the troubles in Shytehawk and Moulescum we now have a load of troublesome little shysters in Shoreham

f***ing little shits are trashing what was a pleasant and peaceful town, and to make matters worse the part time police are doing absolutely jack shit about it . . . .the quick stop by the station is a no go area virtuallym its just a haven for shoplifting kids who get pissed on cheap cider and hang around bullying kids and trashing the bus stop.




:angry:
 




alan partridge

Active member
Jul 7, 2003
5,256
Linton Travel Tavern
babyshambles said:
every immigrant in, we swap for a chav.
one in one out......

I would definitely vote for that



I didn't see this but a foreign student in Brighton once told me she was on a bus. There was some weird noise coming from the top deck, so the bus driver went upstairs to have a look. He then came down pretty quick and radioed for the police. They promptly turned up, went upstairs, then came down minutes later, a few chavs in tow and the source of the noise...


a chainsaw they had been trying to start up.
 








alan partridge

Active member
Jul 7, 2003
5,256
Linton Travel Tavern
ChapmansThe Saviour said:
Used to be my bus. I never went upstairs.

:shitscaredofteenagerswithhoodsup:
yeah, i tend to stick to the bottom deck

I was on it a couple of weeks ago when I was back in Brighton and I could hear this woman's conversation (cos she was speaking so f***ing loud) about how she didn't want to have her kid in the maternity ward at brighton general cos it was so high up and impossible to get out to have a faaaaaaaaaaaag

when she got off, she was with like a bunch of kids. the oldest was about 12. maybe her mates...or the fathers of her various scabby children
 




Bobby's Gull

DAFT Bint
Jul 6, 2003
2,009
Bed
Hmm have to say some chavs aren't that bad. A mate of mine had an argument with her bloke at a party, walked out rather wasted. I went out to find her as she was in a bad state, only to find her lying on the pavement surrounded by about 5 chavs, thinking they'd done something to her just started running towards them shouting abuse, anyway they'd found her passed out on the ground and actually phoned an ambulance. I felt like a bit of a dickhead!
 






Mr Popkins

New member
Jul 8, 2003
1,458
LIVING IN SIN
Hitler had the right idea!


Did i really just say that?

wheres my copy of the Daily mail?
 




zefarelly

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Jul 7, 2003
23,513
Sussex, by the sea
Mr Popkins said:
Hitler had the right idea!


Did i really just say that?

wheres my copy of the Daily mail?

ha ha . . .did you know that if you bought the daily mail everyday for a month you'd have enough articles and words to cut and paste a complete edition of Mein Kampf . . .probably
 




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