Celery

[W.C.]

 

[chrissyboy01]

Fantastic, made me smile. Is this authentic and if so where the hell did it come from?

 

[cloud]

Celery is the one food that uses more calories to digest, than you get from eating it

 

[Londoner]

Celery, celery, if she don't come I'll tickle her bum with a lump of celery, celery...........join in everyone

 

[dennis]

I have been sat in agony for the last three days with a stick of celery stuck up my anal passage. I couldn’t think of a believable story until now.
I have now printed off the poster and can make my way to A&E safe in the knowledge that the doctors and nurses will not think that I am some sort of sexual pervert!

 

[Oddsocks]

I have been sat in agony for the last three days with a stick of celery stuck up my anal passage. I couldn’t think of a believable story until now.
I have now printed off the poster and can make my way to A&E safe in the knowledge that the doctors and nurses will not think that I am some sort of sexual pervert!

Can someone make a similar poster with a Butternut Squash please!!!!

 

[BLOCK F]

Can someone make a similar poster with a Butternut Squash please!!!!

Ha-ha,nice one.
For what it is worth,I think celery tastes like shite and now I know why!

 

[MJsGhost]

Celery, celery, if she don't come I'll tickle her bum with a lump of celery, celery...........join in everyone

No chance - one of the most moronic, pointless chants out there. The worst thing about it is the smug look on the fat Chelsea idiots' faces when they bellow it out as if it's the height of comedy chanting.

MONGS.

 

[chrissyboy01]

No chance - one of the most moronic, pointless chants out there. The worst thing about it is the smug look on the fat Chelsea idiots' faces when they bellow it out as if it's the height of comedy chanting.

MONGS.

What? It's only supposed to be a bit of fun. Loved it at The Goldstone.

 

[Nibble]

Celery is the one food that uses more calories to digest, than you get from eating it

This is a myth