CAROL KIRKWOOD........would you?

[GUNTER]

The bubbly BBC weather lady, I think she is rather nice, not quite in the Kate Garraway league but not far off either.

Yum, yum, yes indeed,
a night with Carol is sure to please.

 

[Marshy]

nah not for me, nothing wrong with her, but nothing right either.

 

[GUNTER]

It would appear some X's have appeared, for a small gallery dedicated to the great lady herself:

Click for Carol

 

[CHAPPERS]

After a few pints I probably would, yes.

 

[Set of Tracksuits]

No. Can't forgive her for being so bloody happy every morning (particularly Mondays) when all I want to do is go back to bed.

 

[chips and gravy]

Yes, I love her! She can read my weather anytime

 

[Easy 10]

She's ok. I wouldn't say no.
She's got nothing on GMTV's Andrea McLean though. Plus the fact we know Andrea is DIRTY, as she had an affair with her fitness instructor, having sordid romps with him at a hotel, behind her husbands back.

Marvellous.

 

[GUNTER]

5 no's!?

Who are the GAYS!

 

[Meade's Ball]

I watch her in the mornings and she makes my weather vein throb.
This morning, however, she revealed a rather rude cackle. That sort that would erupt when she noticed i was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom.

 

[Stumpy Tim]

good grief. She's minging

 

[GUNTER]

When we are making love, I will sing:

Oh! Carol, I am but a fool
Darling I love you
Tho' you treat me cruel
You hurt me
And you made me cry
But if you leave me
I will surely die

Darling there will never be another
'Cause I love you so
Don't ever leave me
Say you'll never go
I will always want you for my sweetheart
No matter what you do
Oh! Carol
I'm so in love with you

Oh! Carol, I am but a fool
Darling I love you
Tho' you treat me cruel
You hurt me
And you made me cry
But if you leave me
I will surely die

Darling there will never be another
'Cause I love you so
Don't ever leave me
Say you'll never go
I will always want you for my sweetheart
No matter what you do
Oh! Carol
I'm so in love with you

 

[The Large One]

Only if she brought another female friend along. Someone a bit higher up the league table.

 

[Rougvie]

Yes, yes without a doubt I would.

A threesome with me, Kate Garraway and her, with Kate in latex with a strap on cock, BITCHING her around.

Mmmm. nice

 

[empire]

after several stellas and in the dark!!!!!

 

[Shizuoka Dolphin]

When we are making love, I will sing:

Oh! Carol, I am but a fool
Darling I love you
Tho' you treat me cruel
You hurt me
And you made me cry
But if you leave me
I will surely die

Darling there will never be another
'Cause I love you so
Don't ever leave me
Say you'll never go
I will always want you for my sweetheart
No matter what you do
Oh! Carol
I'm so in love with you

Oh! Carol, I am but a fool
Darling I love you
Tho' you treat me cruel
You hurt me
And you made me cry
But if you leave me
I will surely die

Darling there will never be another
'Cause I love you so
Don't ever leave me
Say you'll never go
I will always want you for my sweetheart
No matter what you do
Oh! Carol
I'm so in love with you

(No I wouldn't, BTW)