Carlos Tevez' Gum Shot

[Hyperion]

So, who has a worse head mess amongst existing footballers

 

[terryberry]

 

[Bladders]

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Always feel a bit bad mocking Tevez & Ribery for their looks: both the result of horrific childhood injuries (Tevez scalded by boiling water & Ribery maimed in a car accident).

That said, Ribery has no excuse for modelling his hair on Peter Beardsley, so I think that's fair game.

 

[terryberry1]

Always feel a bit bad mocking Tevez & Ribery for their looks: both the result of horrific childhood injuries (Tevez scalded by boiling water & Ribery maimed in a car accident).

That said, Ribery has no excuse for modelling his hair on Peter Beardsley, so I think that's fair game.

Scar or no scars, he (Ribery) would still be 1 of the ugliest footballers of all time. Only Ian Dowie comes close to taking that title away from him

 

[nail-Z]

Luke Chadwick, Peter Beardsley and Robert Earnshaw are all worthy of a mention in threads such as this.

 

[tgretton87]

Dirk Kuyt

 

[Kumquat]

Scar or no scars, he (Ribery) would still be 1 of the ugliest footballers of all time. Only Ian Dowie comes close to taking that title away from him

Quasimodo says to esmerelda "I am the ugliest of them all". Esmerelda says "no you're not". Quasi replies "yes I am." Esmerelda says "you're not. go and ask the mirror on the wall. " Quasi troops upstairs to the mirror and says "mirror mirror on the wall, who is the ugliest of them all?" 30 seconds later he goes downstairs and says "Esme, who the f*** is Ian Dowie?"

 

[Falkor]

Dirk Kuyt

hey you guys

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Liverpool do seem to breed them: Suarez is a bizarre looking individual too. Skrtel is also fugly, and as for Jay Spearing...

 

[Hyperion]

Shelvey is a bit Munster-esque as well

 

[Razzoo]