Caption contest: KLL

[Titus]

Argus Headine. "We're Up for the Play-offs."

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Kazenga finally finds out Thatcher is dead.

 

[Perkino]

Palace have devised an audacious plan to combat the threat of Lualua in the playoffs by reporting him to the F.A. Crystal Palace have claimed he must be breaking the laws of the game as he seems to have feet like glue, recently the ball just sticks to him and nobody can tackle him. The F.A initially rejected this claim as he keeps placing the ball into the net so cannot be cheating but following recent photographic evidence they have said they will review the situation further.

Palace are hoping for a ban as it's the only way they can stop him in his current form

 

[TheFatBallBoy]

those parachute payments were a waste of money

 

[brightn'ove]

 

[DavePage]

Brighton's controversial Cantona training tactics ahead of Friday's Selhurst clash

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Palace fans , I fart in your general direction.

 

[gripper stebson]

Things you can do with Photoshop.

Sorry.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Kazenga's "some assault" wins the annual Player's What-Have-You-Been-Charged-With-This-Season Charades contest.

 

[brightn'ove]

Kazenga's "some assault" wins the annual Player's What-Have-You-Been-Charged-With-This-Season Charades contest.

 

[GoldWithFalmer]

Great stuff these "Cat burglar" boot's really do work,now it's time to steal Palace's play off dreams..

 

[sod1]

"This is how Gary lineker should have stopped the squirts running down his leg instead of sitting on the pitch "

 

[Super Steve Earle]

Tango Man puts his hands on his hips in disbelief as Kaz walks on the roof and a chuckling Leo skips happily back to the centre circle.

 

[Benson]

Kazenga's "some assault" wins the annual Player's What-Have-You-Been-Charged-With-This-Season Charades contest.

Very very good.


No Officer, I always motor like this. See?

 

[seagull_special]

Going up!

 

[B52]

OK Leo,sorry I took a leak in your coffee cup....will you please untie me from the roof now!

This gets my vote!

 

[Mowgli37]

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[Twizzle]

Warning: do not leave your Acme Orgasm eggs installed without first removing battery.

 

[Twizzle]

A hemmerhoid rupture can arise unexpectedly, with the sufferer experiencing a painful surprise.

 

[banjo]

Does my bum look big in this ?