"Gervaise Brook-Hampster is in the Guards, and his father uses him as a wastepaper basket"
"Now all they have to do here to win the title is to shoot themselves. Simon has a shot. Bad luck, he misses. Nigel misses. Now there's Gervaise, and Gervaise has shot himself- Gervaise is Upperclass Twit of the Year."
Despite the German incest couple's first 4 children being hideously handicapped, they still perseveered and had 14 more, in the hope of getting a good one.