Caption Competition

[Highfields Seagull]

 

[Seagullible]

Mines really only this big

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

Nasa belatedly sends Cammila Parker Bowles Her wedding pressie.

 

[Basil Fawlty]

I'm going to have a penis enlargement, at the moment my cock is this big, after the operation i will be fighting off the girls, with my big space rocket in my pants.

 

[Theatre of Trees]

George Clooney is chosen to be the face of the new delux throbomatic super vibrator.

 

[sullyupthewing]

I got this from the Anne Summers catalouge as a prezzie for the wife, doe's anyone know where I can get batteries for it.

 

[Pigsy]

I'm making the most of sitting down now, cos once I get this baby home I won't be able to for a month.

 

[Knightsworld]

bald bloke "this is going to hurt"

 

[Gazwag]

Mr Knight bought this with him to the tribunal today to remind us what a big prick you are, Mr Bates

 

[eastlondonseagull]

Harold stared longingly at Madge's tampon

 

[TONY]

doesn't this look like a cock, mines smaller