Caption competition

[Trufflehound]

"Thank Christ you got that out - no wonder I was constipated."

 

[Marshy]

When i press this button you will be moist !

 

[Seagulltonian]

"I thought you do colonic irrigation with the vacumn cleaner pipe, not the iron!!"

 

[Gazwag]

Well the instructions said they were iron on transfers and it definately didn't say T-Shirts only

 

[Muzzman]

Lets see here..
fill with water, plug it in, turn it on, stick up arse.. nope still not working, maybe we should take it back.

 

[Fourteenth Eye]

does my bum look big in this ??

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

told you west ham were shit.
"coat"

 

[magoo]

Nope. You can't iron beef curtains.