Caption competition

[Theatre of Trees]

Captions please

 

[Everest]

Just ironing the creases out, dear.

 

[Biscuit]

"Do you mind if I put this iron on your bum."

"No, go ahead..."

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

'Get that board out of the way'

 

[Lady Whistledown]

"When I said I'd be bored, this isn't quite what I meant"

 

[seagull over sevenoaks]

Simply Red's new album cover raised a few eyebrows..

 

[Jam The Man]

Is it me or do you smell a cat burning?

 

[BUTTERBALL]

I've always wanted a naked Hugh Fearnley Whittingstall to do one of these iron on tatoos for me.

 

[scarby]

"now wait till it heats up, and watch my eyeballs fly into them cups!"

 

[essbee]

"that electric meat carver sure does the trick"

 

[Kev the Ape]

I like the smell of a hot crossed bum in the morning babe.

 

[Hungry Joe]

Simply Red's new album cover raised a few eyebrows..

 

[Hungry Joe]

Black & Decker unveil their new Scandanavian Workmate.

 

[pasty]

"Miss Whiplash took the advert for flat mate a little too seriously"

 

[Pevenseagull]

you may be laughing now, but wait until you see why the plastic mat is on the floor

 

[Braders]

"make sure you get in all the right places"

 

[NMH]

Pull that iron out of my arse will you, I think the gerbil has been domesticated by now..

 

[NMH]

Women are known to be logical, taking many things literally.
This woman's husband said; "if you don't like doing the ironing, you can stick it up your arris"

 

[Brixtaan]

Park your iron in that

 

[eastlondonseagull]

I always wondered where those brown stains came from