Caption competition.

[JC Footy Genius]

Now the formalities are over Your Majesty I have some bad news. You may not be able to stay due to your families Teutonic heritage.

 

[glasfryn]

Yo' majesty I's gotss'ta be de new primeminister

well my dear nice to meet you and what exactly have you done with the little man Gideon
well ma'am he is at this moment got his head in a bucket of horseshit .........................and muttering ....thats where he is staying

 

[Eeyore]

HM: "Philip Hammond is the Chancellor, I believe"
TM: "Yes, Ma'm"
HM "So together i'm presiding over Mayham ?"
TM "Not sure what you mean, Ma'm"
HM "None of you have a sense of humour..."

 

[Fungus]

"Whoops! Typical of David to leave that banana skin..."

 

[pasty]

May: So I'm going to put Boris in the Foreign Office, do you think your husband would be interested in joining him ma'am?

 

[Nathan]

1,2,3,4, i declare thumb war.