Caption competition

[Theatre of Trees]

From Albion v Torquay 1969

 

[Highfields Seagull]

"I told you Zidane (No.9) was rubbish!"

 

[Everest]

I thought we played in blue

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

maradonas had one of his sneezing fits again

 

[Marc]

"I've just had the greatest invention idea EVER, lets make a plank of wood that you stand on and go down mountains SIDEWAYS! we'll call it "Plankboarding" and make millison.....REJOICE!"

 

[perth seagull]

"This is what happened when Armstrong landed on the moon..."

 

[Citrus]

'Where has the bounce thread - for all your bouncing needs gone?'

 

[Gazwag]

Number 5 says "I know, I know your doing an impression of a Subbutoe Goalkeeper"

 

[perth seagull]

"What a goal! We will be remembered forever in history now!"

 

[Meade's Ball]

Martin Keown Imprisoned In Snow Globe.

 

[Rangdo]

The two blokes on the right are saying "Yeah, over there thats where Toys R Us is going to be"

 

[pasty]

Albion No 5. "Some bloke in the chicken run has just told me Palace are 5-0 down"

 

[Rangdo]

"Torquay players look to ref to see if controversial header impeded goalkeeper."

 

[sullyupthewing]

who are those two Albion players ?

 

[perth seagull]

"Give me a high five! Cos the back of my shirt sez five on it. Clever innit?"

 

[Pavilionaire]

<Torquay Number 9> "We're losing, I'm bald, life is sooo shit right now..."

 

[oapdodge]

Yes,The refs called it off now we can play snowballs.
When I was a lad we used to play in all sorts of conditions.

 

[spidey]

To No.5 "catch baldy's toupee"

 

[Braders]

crowd - " come on you greys "

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Rare footage of the classic 1969 Head & Shoulders advert