Caption Competition

[Meade's Ball]

"You want to buy our Finnish striker? Well i'm sorry, he's not Forsell. *wheeze*"

 

[CHAPPERS]

 

[Simster]

...and then I left, pinched their star striker, we got promoted and left them with a total nob in charge.

 

[Marc]

"I zee you are sponsered by fly-be, we are sponsered by zee russian mafia and I am deed if we do not win the premier leeeg"

 

[Soton Seagull]

'John Ingman shares joke with lesbian friend'

 

[Brady's Old Lady]

And I've got this dutch winger you can loan next. We only bought him to piss fergie off!

 

[Hilton]

News of Gary Hart's air kick thingy spread quickly.

 

[Dave the OAP]

"....and then Nathan Jones jumped out of the way of a crossfield ball...hahahahahah"

 

[Braders]

' we'll still be managers next year'

 

[Bono]

"...yes, I saw that Chav's bird e-mail too Claudio."

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Hahahahahaha - the mugs seriously thought we were being called 'inert'

 

[Turgid]

"You're having a laugh aren't you?"

"Yes"

 

[Dave the OAP]

"...hahahahah...and then, the ball came over....hahahahaha...and then....he leapt out of the way of it..........hahahahahaha"

" hahahahahah...Yes I know.......hahahahaha...Jones I think his name is....hahahahaha"

 

[Lord Cornwallis]

Claudio, what's the difference between an Italian and toast?
I don't know Steve.
You can make soldiers out of toast.
Good one Steve. You bent nosed wanker. Ahhhhhhhhaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh.