Caption competition

[The Wookiee]

 

[Fourteenth Eye]

dont throw bloody spears at me!!

 

[Easy 10]

Tony Daley turns to self-mutilation as a cry for help.

 

[Herne Hill Seagull]

Standing outside the hairdresser's:

"Yeah, so we were about, like, halfway through, when the bleeding fire alarm went off..."

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Where'd you get your hair cut?

POUND shop! POUND shop!

 

[Yorkie]

The thermostat broke on the heated curling tongs.

 

[Couldn't Be Hyypia]

Old Fashioned Ways of Cutting Your Hair No. 56: Hacking out each hair follicle with a chisel. Went out of fashion because it took so long and because the hairs take too long to grow back.

 

[Pavilionaire]

PDC has African market in its sights: -"Young black audience our target" says Hearn.

 

[Nibble]

The annual cannibals fondue party went swimmingly again.

 

[defrocked priest]

El Hadji Diouf sports another hair style.

 

[SJ's Love Monkey]

I asked for a Mr T, this is nothing like Mr T's hair. It would be if he came in to my barber's sir!

 

[house your seagull]

the catherdral city cheesemen knew the batch was rotten when the sampler failed to exit as smoothly as normal.

 

[house your seagull]

the race and equality commision praised the film makers of the updated version of cult UK hooligan flick I-D.

'I f#ckin' love you gumbo'

 

[Guilligomarc'h Gully]

Leon Knight had a bit of a tantrum and started pulling his hair out on the golf course until his partner hit him with a sand wedge.

 

[house your seagull]

el nino hit toffee apple production hard again this year as prices continue to rise.

 

[Double Hard Bastard]

Any cheesier and I'd be fondue!

 

[NMH]

The annual cannibals fondue party went swimmingly again.

 

[NMH]

"Jimi did quit playing behind his head though, when he got in an accident with his whammy-bar one night in Denver"

 

[desprateseagull]

you're only supposed to shave the bloody ears off..

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

Augustus decided not to stand near the front again whilst chubby brown was at he okee for pro celebrity darts.