Cantona to sign for Brighton

[darters74]

I heard he was gonna play in goal for us but Poyet reckons he's not very good on crosses! BYE!!!!

 

[Sergey Gotsmanov]

I've been told that Jesus (formerly of Nazareth) is going to sign a 3 year deal in the coming days.

My source says he knows his dad and speaks to him on a regular basis

Just think of the arial threat Albion will posess with Jesus on the wing. I heard he's pretty decent on crosses.

 

[manilaseagull]

Thats catering sorted at AMEX.....couple of fish and a jug of water

 

[Surrey_Albion]

Manila, you beat me to the Loafs and fishes quip

 

[brightonrock]

I've been told that Jesus (formerly of Nazareth) is going to sign a 3 year deal in the coming days.

Unlikely, he retired a while back i think, heard he's a physio now for beitar jerusalem. Healing hands.

 

[SeagullinExile]

I heard he was to injured to play, hole in the foot or something, but saying that its on NSC so must be true

He also checked into a local hotel earlier, he walked in, produced 3 nails at reception and asked to be put up for the night

 

[Art Vs Science]

Always happy for an excuse to look at this great image again.

Do Do Do Do Do, I'm Loving It!