Can't sleep ...

[Albion my Albion]

relaxing MY EYE. That would keep me up all night

Obviously you were asleep and didn't need it. Or were you?

 

[Durlston]

Tonight's going to be bad and even if I manage some alcohol induced sleep, the problems of piles and a STD are going to keep me itching throughout. Dreams of Wendy will surface at some point.

Life's a real bitch at the moment.