Cant believe no one shouted she fell over when Toms fell over............

[Deleted User X18H]

........... classic she got such a strop on

 

[Withnail]

She got a strap on?

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

 

[Theatre of Trees]

I did actually hear a small chant but it didn't last long.

 

[dougdeep]

I did.

 

[Seagull Stew]

And did she throw her toys out of the pram or what!
I think she was pissed off because she made a spectacle of herself by falling over, but then made even more of one by banging her hands on the ground and giving a yell.

 

[DJ Leon]

And did she throw her toys out of the pram or what!
I think she was pissed off because she made a spectacle of herself by falling over, but then made even more of one by banging her hands on the ground and giving a yell.

I think she was annoyed because she had been trying hard all game not to stack it. She could only hold out for so long.

Actually, she was the best official today. The other two were complete NUMPTIES.

 

[dougdeep]

Who made the decision to water a frozen pitch though? It was madness.

 

[Colbourne Kid]

Probably got more to do with the fact that she broke her wrist! However, she did carry on for the rest of the game.

PS - No-one watered the pitch that was a wind up on a Sky scrambling commentator who kept going on about why the game was still on. Unfortunately got out of hand and started to be believed.

 

[Wilka]

Thats not true they were watering that areas of the pitch before the game unless my mind is playing tricks on me.

In fact the area where she slipped over was being watered nearest to kick off

 

[sams dad]

Thats not true they were wating areas of the pitch before the game unless my mind is playing tricks on me.

Infact the area where she slipped over was being watered nearest to kick off

Spot on there, Wilka.

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

Probably got more to do with the fact that she broke her wrist! However, she did carry on for the rest of the game.

did she really break her wrist?!! ow!!!

 

[Spicy]

I agree "Ow and ouch"!

 

[Zeitgeist]

Probably got more to do with the fact that she broke her wrist! However, she did carry on for the rest of the game.

PS - No-one watered the pitch that was a wind up on a Sky scrambling commentator who kept going on about why the game was still on. Unfortunately got out of hand and started to be believed.

Unless my eyes have gone, the goalmouth and section of touchline were well watered before kickoff. Obviously, the undersoil heating wasn't working today. Wendy Toms was concerned before kickoff. She spent several minutes checking the line. During the game she ran the touchline about a metre inside the pitch to stay clear of the slipery part. What happens when she runs along the part that was watered? She falls arse over tit! Hopefully, Uncle Dick has paid up the clubs liability insurance? Where there's blame there's a claim remember.

 

[dougdeep]

If she had told the ref then he could have had them change ends. I don't think she had a leg to stand on!

 

[Spicy]

DOUG! that is so horrible - funny though.

 

[Easy 10]

She was clearly in some distress over her dirty hands. She was wiping them furiously on her shorts to try to get the mud off, but I don't think she got them even close to being clean, and this seemed to play on her mind. Every time I glanced at her, she was making some kind of effort clean her hands. I think she has an obsessive compuslive disorder.

 

[Seagull Stew]

She was clearly in some distress over her dirty hands. She was wiping them furiously on her shorts to try to get the mud off, but I don't think she got them even close to being clean, and this seemed to play on her mind. Every time I glanced at her, she was making some kind of effort clean her hands. I think she has an obsessive compuslive disorder.

 

[Seagull Stew]

PS - No-one watered the pitch that was a wind up on a Sky scrambling commentator who kept going on about why the game was still on. Unfortunately got out of hand and started to be believed.

There was some kind of clear liquid being pumped out of hoses from taps behind the East goal about 20 minutes before kick off.
I assumed that this was water. What do you presume it was, anti-freeze?

 

[Scotty Mac]

I assumed that this was water. What do you presume it was, anti-freeze?

i would've sung 'she fell over', but i was too busy pissing myself with laughter