[Food] Cannibal Jokes, Anyone?

[Bakero]

Cannibal jokes will eat themselves.

 

[Dinner with Gotsmanov]

Rock on Tommy!!!!!!

Sorry I thought you said Cannon and Ball.....

Coat. Got.

 

[SeagullinExile]

Not exactly a cannibal joke, but....

Whats the difference between a tribe of South American pygmies and an all female track team?

Pygmies are cunning runts.

I'll get me coat....

 

[Albion my Albion]

I had a job as a human cannonball, but I soon got fired.


What?

Sounds like this one I heard. I was hired to run a three legged race but I got sacked.

 

[ConfusedGloryHunter]

I find cannibalism distasteful.

 

[Albion my Albion]

I find cannibalism distasteful.

Have you ever chewed your fingernail?

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

The 1970s just called and asked for their jokes back...

 

[TheJasperCo]

I visited a tribe of cannibals once. There was something rotten about the place, something I couldn't put my finger on.

 

[Albion my Albion]

Is it true the cannibals are having shortages on chianti and fava beans?

 

[Motogull]

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Crivens. Another top quality comedy reference. You are on a roll and no mistake.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Crivens. Another top quality comedy reference. You are on a roll and no mistake.

Spelling was never my strongest suet.

 

[Motogull]

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Spelling was never my strongest suet.

That's a disappointing selfie. I imagine you in a fedora, sporting a cravat and with a claret in one hand and a pipe in the other.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

That's a disappointing selfie. I imagine you in a fedora, sporting a cravat and with a claret in one hand and a pipe in the other.

Assuming you chose to ignore my Cribbens/Crivens joke...yes, I am suave and sophisticated:

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

Worth a watch on Amazon Prime