Can you answer the age long question?

[pasty]

It wasn't me

 

[berkshire seagull]

Why the fu-k!

 

[eiregull]

whynoticulanusbadgereatingcavemanfishingspeciesofmars

 

[Stuart Munday]

because if you dont it might go wrong

 

[NMH]

Yes, .... why ?

 

[Dropkick Turnip]

Because I can't think of a good enough reason why not.

 

[Wilts]

The butler did it.

 

[Lord Cornwallis]

Tom Jones bloody started it!

 

[Stumpy Tim]

You tell me

 

[NMH]

why ?