Can we all join in Easy 10 and Crabtrees play today?

[captainmorganrum]

* looks at pants, realises that laughing has caused follow-through disaster, so runs over to Meade's and stuffs stinky grunds into his mouth*

 

[Biscuit]

*digs nails into captainmorganrum's eyes*

 

[captainmorganrum]

* elbows Biscuit in the temple*

 

[The Large One]

*offers biscuit and captainmorgan a pink handbag each. legs it*

 

[Le Premier Cru]

*takes a gulp from the glass, looks at bottle, then drains the bottle and uncorks another*

 

[The Large One]

*takes bottle from Prem and smashes it over his head*

 

[Seagullible]

*attempts to piss on the Large one and Easy 10 but forgot to undo zip first and now has wet leg*

 

[captainmorganrum]

* sticks shard off glass into TLO's cheek then admires nice new pink handbag*

 

[The Large One]

*screams in agony like a girl at glass injury, pissing over seagullible's leg*

 

[Perry's Tracksuit Bottoms]

*mysteriously apparates in the midst of all this and wonders what the hell is going on*

 

[Trufflehound]

*looks around, realises has walked into wrong thread, then leaves again*

 

[Digweeds Trousers]

*shits on Perrys Tracksuit bottoms*

 

[Seagullible]

*dries legs and wonders what the plush birds for sale link does*

 

[captainmorganrum]

* decides that seeing as everyone else has, pisses over Seagullible too, then washes hands obviously*

 

[Perry's Tracksuit Bottoms]

*puts tracksuit bottoms in the wash and risks heinous injury by wandering around with shorts on*

 

[The Large One]

*pisses on perry's shorts*

 

[JJ McClure]

*Goes to get mop and bucket as the smell of urine is getting a bit much*

 

[Digweeds Trousers]

(Can someone give us a synopsis of what has happened in the play so far)

 

[Kylies Stunt Arse]

*takes the novel approach and pisses in the toilet*

 

[Seagullible]

*goes to the bar for a drink*