Why is it that when a man blows his nose he has to examine what is in his hankie?
So we know how fertile we are?
To check that the substance he was attempting to remove from his nostril has indeed been removed?
How you work that one out?
Clear snot, OK - Bright yellow, possible secondary infection sinus issues.
It snot just men that do it either.
Well I certainly dont do it! I just blow my nose and thats it, job done, but men always have to go that step further and hold a post mortem on the excrement!
I wasn't accusing you of doing it, I'm sure there are some men who don't either (gay), my missus won't but I insist that I check hers for spiders etc but I have seen women do it and heard them fart as well...although they NEVER smell.
Because if there is anything vaguely yellow, about the snot, then we are clearly going down with a severe case of man flu and must take to our bed immediately, with the inevitable helping of grumbling.
Oh now there is another question I have to ask... why do men think women farting is so very different from them doing it
This man doesn't think it's so very different and was being ironic/sarcastic (take your pick). All people fart, it's just some people - mostly men I grant you - make more of an issue of it. Some women have expected me to believe that they have never farted.
I think the women you speak of actually mean they have not farted in front of a male. Women have this knack of holding onto farts I am sure it cant be healthy to do so lol