Can men get broody?

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philsussex

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Dec 9, 2006
5,266
Good Old Sussex By the Sea
Honestly?

Every time I see a cute kid I sort of get jealous and I am now gonna become an uncle for the THIRD time. Top this off, I absolutely cannot wait to meet up with one of my friends in Wolves again even though we haven't seen each other since Spring but have constantly been in contact.

Ugh. What is happening to me. ???

I can't stand kids.
 




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I would imagine men can get broody I always felt a bit left out as did my wife when we would visit friends who had kids when we didn't. Especially if it were a garden party type thing. We decided to have kids a bit late in life granted but now how glad we are we did except at 3am 5am breakfast time after lunch refusing to ,sleep time , chasing round the kitchen trying to catch for bath time , jumping up and down in cot when should be asleep around 830pm time and daddy can I have a book please at 1130pm my bedtime time. ANDRE YOU HAVE YEARS YET ENJOY YOUR OWN LIFE FIRST.
 




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There is only one reason I'd ever have a child, and that is if my wife was earning enough to allow me to be a 'house husband.' God I'd love that job.
no after about 6 weeks you wouldn't but then circumstance might mean you are stuck with it!
 




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What are the pros and cons then?

As far as I can see the obvious cons are waking up at all hours, dealing with a crying baby and having to wipe up shit. The first, in theory, shouldn't be a problem because you would just sleep whenever the baby sleeps. The last two are a small price to pay for freedom I reckon.

The pros, on the other hand, start and end with the fact that you don't have to work every day. All you do is watch your kid grow up (which, I admit, must be quite cool) and spend your time going to the park, playing football, eating ice cream etc. It must be GREAT.
ok Badge these are the pro's and cons

Pro's not having to get up to go to work in the morning. Going to the park or similar every day.
Con's getting up earlier than you would do for work and not just mon -fri
Having to have the same sort of conversations with your wife everyday.
Never eating a meal in a restaurant in total relaxation

You see we have by the grace of god a two yr old (nearly ) and a 7 week old there is no way my wife could cope with an energetic toddler and a constantly hungry 7 week old on her own but of course thousands have to!!!!!
 


skipper734

Registered ruffian
Aug 9, 2008
9,189
Curdridge
Managed to last a couple of years, then Jnr. was packed of to nursery. You are deprived of adult conversation and you are not allowed to sit around all day as when wify returns from a hard day gassing people half to death, she will require a dinner and a full report on your domestic accomplishments if any.
Don't think there will be plenty of Milf action either, maybe that would be something to do with being old enough to be his Grandfather though.
Don't get me wrong though, I would do it again now that we have the internet and the previous experience to draw on.
 






skipper734

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Aug 9, 2008
9,189
Curdridge




Whitterz

Mmmmm? Marvellous
Aug 9, 2008
3,212
Eastbourne
Ah now you've touched on my dream woman - a SINGLE MOTHER. Oh yes. That's what I'm after. You get all the pleasures of bringing up a child without any of the responsibility. Plus because most men won't touch a single mum you can aim very high with them. I reckon a fit single mum is achievable for almost any man.

Failing that, I'd like to be a single dad. Women would go wild for you I reckon.


My mate is a single dad, and I can confirm in this instance that is 100% TRUE.
 


Tim Over Whelmed

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NSC Patron
Jul 24, 2007
10,811
Arundel
My little darling (Aged 3) puked his guts up in my car about 11 miles from Arundel having driven all the way from Nottingham on Sunday ... Kids are wonderful but they sure do try to prove the opposite at times!

Piss taking on NSC I thought was a prerequisite?
 




Husty

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Oct 18, 2008
11,998
Just what humankind needed, more aids
 
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Husty

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Oct 18, 2008
11,998
Honestly?

Every time I see a cute kid I sort of get horny and I am now gonna become an uncle for the THIRD time. Top this off, I absolutely cannot wait to meet up with one of my friends in Wolves again even though we haven't seen each other since Spring but have constantly been in contact.

Ugh. What is happening to me. ???

What?
 










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