Can I Just Say

[Billy Mays]

That Shitesmouth's 3-0 defeat in the UEFA Cup this evening fair made my night guv'nor and no mistake.

They smell , they are unpleasant and their insistence on engaging in carnal relations with members of their immediate families is distasteful in the extreme.

That is all I have to offer on the subject.

Thank you.

 

[Stumpy Tim]

A fine post, that surely no one can disagree with

 

[Billy Mays]

I thank you. Good see that they are despised the world over.
You have shown yourself to be someone of impeccable moral fibre in taking a stand against this invidious , dare I say evil , stain on the beautiful game.

 

[Stumpy Tim]

Oh yes. I really f***ing hate Pompey

 

[Billy Mays]

With all due respect I hate them more. Probably.
A good friend of mine who occasionally posts on here under the name Half Man Half Biscuit used to live a stone's throw from Brighton station in Surrey Street. The day before the 1-1 home draw with them a few years back at Withdean he took the entirely sensible precaution of sticking a huge number of those car air fresheners (Feu Orange I believe?) to the outside of his house to counter the "Scum fans walking past my front door" factor.
It's always the simple ideas that are so brilliant isn't it?