Calling all Evening Star afficianadoes/real ale fans!

[Ernest]

Think I will pop in sooner rather than later then.

Creep

 

[Beach Hut]

Creep

Excuse me it is only down the road.

 

[Incredigull]

Mature student finally gets a job

 

[Ernest]

Excuse me it is only down the road.

So is Shoreham Harbour so I suggest you do us all a favour and go and jump in it

 

[Beach Hut]

So is Shoreham Harbour so I suggest you do us all a favour and go and jump in it

The wit of Ernest - priceless

 

[Ernest]

The wit of Ernest - priceless

Haven't you gone and seen your friends yet ? You can all have a group hug

 

[Beach Hut]

Haven't you gone and seen your friends yet ? You can all have a group hug

Excuse me my sides are now splitting

 

[Ernest]

Excuse me my sides are now splitting

Good hopefully you won't go on Saturday which will save you making a fool of yourself at another away game which by my calculating mind would have been the 181st time

 

[Beach Hut]

Good hopefully you won't go on Saturday which will save you making a fool of yourself at another away game which by my calculating mind would have been the 181st time

Oscar Wilde has nothing on your wit does he

 

[Ernest]

Oscar Wilde has nothing on your wit does he

Yet again Mr Hut doesn't deny he has constantly made a fool of himself at away games over the years primarily due to him being unable to handle his ale and one sniff of the barmaids apron leaves him mullered

 

[Beach Hut]

Yet again Mr Hut doesn't deny he has constantly made a fool of himself at away games over the years primarily due to him being unable to handle his ale and one sniff of the barmaids apron leaves him mullered

Oh me a fool - great from you

 

[Ernest]

Oh me a fool - great from you

And no doubt you will once again make a giant jessie of yourself on Saturday

 

[Beach Hut]

And no doubt you will once again make a giant jessie of yourself on Saturday

If I do I am sure you will go one better

 

[Ernest]

If I do I am sure you will go one better

I can handle my ale unlike yourself

 

[Beach Hut]

I can handle my ale unlike yourself

What like the complete twat you made of yourself last year at Coventry in front of Mrs Hut.

Trying to hold hands with me and groom me ?

 

[Ernest]

What like the complete twat you made of yourself last year at Coventry in front of Mrs Hut.

Trying to hold hands with me and groom me ?

I was only being friendly

 

[Beach Hut]

I was only being friendly

Really ?

You could have been arrested for that

 

[Ernest]

Really ?

You could have been arrested for that

So I could get arrested for walking up the street holding hands with you ? You are aged 40 not 4 you goon

 

[Beach Hut]

So I could get arrested for walking up the street holding hands with you ? You are aged 40 not 4 you goon

Hmmm and admission slowly coming out here me thinks.

Keep confessing

 

[Ernest]

Hmmm and admission slowly coming out here me thinks.

Keep confessing

Well if you carry on like this I won't kiss you on Saturday and definately no tongues