Bumped into two Geordies at bottom of Trafalgar Street looking for the coast.

[Deleted User X18H]

Well the New 'Stine' I corrected them, and sent them south.

One mention of Trelford Mills sent them into raptures of wild gesticulation.

If I'd have had more time would have taken them up to the Nelson.

What a superb race of people.

 

[Bry Nylon]

Well the New 'Stine' I corrected them, and sent them south.

One mention of Trelford Mills sent them into raptures of wild gesticulation.

If I'd have had more time would have taken them up the arse.

Their loss, Tim. Their loss.

 

[Barry Izbak]

Imagine this. You and your mate decide to follow your beloved Magpies away in the FA Cup and spend the weekend on the coast in the coolest town in England.

You know you are in for a top class weekend, even if you are worried that KLL will have the last laugh.

Nonetheless you pitch up with nothing but a match ticket, and no idea even where the sea is.

What you need is some local knowledge, perhaps from a local celeb or something, to put you right on where to go and what to do.

So you wander in to town. And who is the first person you bump into.............?

 

[fleet]

Imagine this. You and your mate decide to follow your beloved Magpies away in the FA Cup and spend the weekend on the coast in the coolest town in England.

You know you are in for a top class weekend, even if you are worried that KLL will have the last laugh.

Nonetheless you pitch up with nothing but a match ticket, and no idea even where the sea is.

What you need is some local knowledge, perhaps from a local celeb or something, to put you right on where to go and what to do.

So you wander in to town. And who is the first person you bump into.............?

Life Eh?

 

[Notters]

they're probably on the train home already

 

[Deleted User X18H]

Imagine this. You and your mate decide to follow your beloved Magpies away in the FA Cup and spend the weekend on the coast in the coolest town in England.

You know you are in for a top class weekend, even if you are worried that KLL will have the last laugh.

Nonetheless you pitch up with nothing but a match ticket, and no idea even where the sea is.

What you need is some local knowledge, perhaps from a local celeb or something, to put you right on where to go and what to do.

So you wander in to town. And who is the first person you bump into.............Britains favourite Brightonian.

What luck. '' Howay pet you're never gaaan guess whom we met the neet. Only that Hooove Bawn and Breeed like. Champion reckon, he'll tell Gooos on Munday like''.

 

[Barry Izbak]

 

[Woodchip]

What luck. '' Howay pet you're never gaaan guess whom we met the neet. Only that Hooove Bawn and Breeed like. Champion reckon, he'll tell Gooos on Munday like''.

Genuine lol

Sent by the power of 1000 turtles

 

[Bry Nylon]

What luck. '' Howay pet you're never gaaan guess whom we met the neet. Only that Hooove Bawn and Breeed like. Champion reckon, he'll tell Gooos on Munday like''.

brilliant!

 

[Everest]

If I'd have had more time would have taken them up to the Nelson.

Both of them?
You must have some stamina.

 

[Bakesy]

Genuine lol

Sent by the power of 1000 turtles

this

 

[ifuhatepalacestandup]

Both of them?
You must have some stamina.

 

[Seagull Steve]

Imagine this. You and your mate decide to follow your beloved Magpies away in the FA Cup and spend the weekend on the coast in the coolest town in England.

You know you are in for a top class weekend, even if you are worried that KLL will have the last laugh.

Nonetheless you pitch up with nothing but a match ticket, and no idea even where the sea is.

What you need is some local knowledge, perhaps from a local celeb or something, to put you right on where to go and what to do.

So you wander in to town. And who is the first person you bump into.............?

Post of the week for me.

 

[Beach Hut]

Not really post of the week as Tim actually posts something of interest as opposed to the dirge on here yet gets slated

 

[Alonso Moseley]

Gold

 

[bhaexpress]

What luck. '' Howay pet you're never gaaan guess whom we met the neet. Only that Hooove Bawn and Breeed like. Champion reckon, he'll tell Gooos on Munday like''.

 

[countryman]

What luck. '' Howay pet you're never gaaan guess whom we met the neet. Only that Hooove Bawn and Breeed like. Champion reckon, he'll tell Gooos on Munday like''.

Aye.

 

[WATFORD zero]

What luck. '' Howay pet you're never gaaan guess whom we met the neet. Only that Hooove Bawn and Breeed like. Champion reckon, he'll tell Gooos on Munday like''.

Excellent


March 2004 - Jan 2012
I await with breathless anticipation your next amusing post in Oct 2019 ?

(I might give the other 17,134 a miss, though)

 

[Foster House]

Well the New 'Stine' I corrected them, and sent them south.

One mention of Trelford Mills sent them into raptures of wild gesticulation.

If I'd have had more time would have taken them up to the Nelson.

What a superb race of people.

Well, I sincerely hope there is no homophobic chants from our dear north-eastern friends. Most of the guest houses I know in the New Steine area are run by us gays you know....

 

[Foster House]

Well the New 'Stine' I corrected them, and sent them south.

One mention of Trelford Mills sent them into raptures of wild gesticulation.

If I'd have had more time would have taken them up to the Nelson.

What a superb race of people.

Eh, why has my post come up twice? Oh well tum-ti-tee