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Publius Ovidius

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
46,070
at home
I did here London pompous had organised a " tea party" for the brummy boys.

God bless the queen of Belgium
 




London Pompous

Active member
Feb 16, 2008
624
I did here London pompous had organised a " tea party" for the brummy boys.

God bless the queen of Belgium


Listen you slaaaag. Scratchcard, Size 5, Big Vern, Longpockets and me had a meeting with some of their top boys organised today, it was only for those ITK as the OB were too busy looking after you scarfers.

Can't go into too much detail as walls have ears, suffice to say they went home with their tails between their legs after Mary Berry said Longpockets' Apple Strudel was worth a Michelin Star by itself, and Paul Hollywood ejaculated when he sank his teeth into Big Vern's Victoria sponge.

You lot can keep talking about Spanish Dave and playoffs, whilst me and the rest of HPACC are keeping the streets clean of nawtiness from non locals, savvy?

God Bless the Queen Mum and Jasper Carrott.
 


Publius Ovidius

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
46,070
at home
Listen you slaaaag. Scratchcard, Size 5, Big Vern, Longpockets and me had a meeting with some of their top boys organised today, it was only for those ITK as the OB were too busy looking after you scarfers.

Can't go into too much detail as walls have ears, suffice to say they went home with their tails between their legs after Mary Berry said Longpockets' Apple Strudel was worth a Michelin Star by itself, and Paul Hollywood ejaculated when he sank his teeth into Big Vern's Victoria sponge.

You lot can keep talking about Spanish Dave and playoffs, whilst me and the rest of HPACC are keeping the streets clean of nawtiness from non locals, savvy?

God Bless the Queen Mum and Jasper Carrott.

So big Vern has been released from that Moroccan cell for supplying out of date pineapple chunks to the mujaheddin? I saw beryl the botty down in shoreditch dolling out a bit of treatment to an Australian sheep shearer who looked at her " in a funny way"

God bless the French aristocracy.
 








JamesAndTheGiantHead

Well-known member
Sep 2, 2011
6,274
Worthing
Listen you slaaaag. Scratchcard, Size 5, Big Vern, Longpockets and me had a meeting with some of their top boys organised today, it was only for those ITK as the OB were too busy looking after you scarfers.

Can't go into too much detail as walls have ears, suffice to say they went home with their tails between their legs after Mary Berry said Longpockets' Apple Strudel was worth a Michelin Star by itself, and Paul Hollywood ejaculated when he sank his teeth into Big Vern's Victoria sponge.

You lot can keep talking about Spanish Dave and playoffs, whilst me and the rest of HPACC are keeping the streets clean of nawtiness from non locals, savvy?

God Bless the Queen Mum and Jasper Carrott.

I wish you were my dad.
 




Joe Nobody

New member
Dec 27, 2008
63
Hove
Just imagine if we had the internet 25 years ago. How many pages would we have got out of Birmingham v the North West corner at the Goldstone.
 




dingodan

New member
Feb 16, 2011
10,080
Short bald fat man outside my local chip shop.
 




dingodan

New member
Feb 16, 2011
10,080
He's gone now.
 


























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