Britains Hardest Seaside Resorts

[Northstander]

Anyone see this on Sky 1 last night!! Funniest programme I have seen in ages!!

 

[Albion Dan]

Is Hastings on it? takes some beating that place!

 

[WATFORD O]

hardly .likely to be faggoty old brighton is it? Are bum boys hard? Maybe I shouldnt go there.......

 

[GUNTER]

Watford O is a big gay himself. He's never been to the seaside.

 

[Northstander]

They had some place up in Scotland where Glaswegians go for their Holidays ? ? HAHA!!

One local lad (quite young) saying "They come here in the summer spend money and think it's great, you wanna live here!" It's a dump!

Well funny!!! The narrator was funny, commenting on the scenic see views as the camera pans across at the burnt out motors with all kinds of crap and rubbish laying about!! Theold geezer collecting rubbish says he finds condoms, "False teeth? ? " etc etc

One bar kept souvenirs of bar fights! Ie broken teeth in glasses of water!!

Arbroath (another resort featured) is where the locals have a night out and a top night is to get shit faced have a bar brawl with the locally based Royal Marines!!

Blackpool was on! Well that was the icing on the cake!!

Absolutely pissing m'self watchin this!!

 

[WATFORD O]

No youre right. I havent been. TWAT.

 

[Northstander]

They summarised at the end saying people come to the seaside in the pissin down rain, spending money on candy floss and to visit our Beautiful scenic beaches. (another camera pans across at this seaweed covered beach which is deserted! )


It is what makes a British Holiday, cheap hotels and cheesey arcades where you chuck in £20 in 2p's on the machine that pushes in and out thinking you have hit jackpot when 8p drops out!


Brill!!!

 

[WATFORD O]

They summarised at the end saying people come to the seaside in the pissin down rain, spending money on candy floss and to visit our Beautiful scenic beaches. (another camera pans across at this seaweed covered beach which is deserted! )


It is what makes a British Holiday, cheap hotels and cheesey arcades where you chuck in £20 in 2p's on the machine that pushes in and out thinking you have hit jackpot when 8p drops out!


Brill!!!

No. Its not brill. Its f***ing shit. I hate it, which is why I prefer going to the Seychelles, or Barbados, or Cyprus, etc.

The Great British seaside conjures up pictures of miserable biddies, chavs, pissed up tattooed sorts, shit weather, ugly birds, and a sea so polluted you can see the shit in it.

The only exception to this is Devon and Cornwall.

 

[Northstander]

So you did watch it then!! That's why our seaside resorts are ace!! Excatly what they said, maybe not quite as graphic.

 

[WATF0RD ZERO]

You're beginning to remind me of someone twatty - what do you have written on your shirt buttons ?

 

[WATFORD O]

So you did watch it then!! That's why our seaside resorts are ace!! Excatly what they said, maybe not quite as graphic.

I really didnt see the programme

 

[WATFORD O]

You're beginning to remind me of someone twatty - what do you have written on your shirt buttons ?

PROPERTY OF NHS......

 

[Northstander]

I really didnt see the programme

YES I KNOOOW!!!

Its was called being sarcastic!

 

[WATFORD O]

is that like saying 'brighton are good'?

 

[WATF0RD ZERO]

No, but here is a good example

Orient are on the up. Statement of act.

 

[Northstander]

is that like saying 'brighton are good'?

Fixtures anyone?"

 

[Ding Dong !]

Watford Zero,


Get off this site and get back to blowing your goat or attending your allotment you

 

[WATFORD O]

make me......

 

[Ding Dong !]

Your fired then.....

 

[chez]

Watford O is a big gay himself. He's never been to the seaside.

He's not old enough to be that far away from home. His Mummy only lets him go to school and back on his own. Twatty