Brighton v Wolves Hypothetical Situation

[Steve Foster]

Most of us will be at Falmer station catching the early trains so we will miss the aggro

 

[Mowgli37]

and Orlandi. all he'd have to do is bat those beautiful eyes at them and they'd be under his spell and he could lead them all out of the stadium pied piper style.

i may be projecting a little here though...

Just a tad

 

[tomfitz12]

I will personally give you £1000 if this happens/ pay for the re-arranged play-off date ticket

 

[Paxton Dazo]

What a drip the OP really is.

 

[Mutts Nuts]

Greer and El Abd will be in the stadium.


That ain't happening.

ElAbd will not need Gordan

 

[Norman Potting]

....And would Oatway need any of them? In all seriousness I understand that Tony Bloom has a pack of specially trained Honey Badgers that have been brainwashed, Pavlov's Dog style, to attack anything encroaching on to the pitch from the away end. He thinks of everything does Tony.

 

[grubbyhands]

Or what if they kidnapped say three of the back four and held them in the Black Country for ramson

Ramson?

 

[Aseros]

I am a ****.

 

[Frutos]

Let's say Wolves fan invaded the pitch on Saturday and took out about 7 or 8 of our players with mindless violence, leaving us effectively with a 'bare bones' squad with no hope of advancing anywhere in the play offs. Would the Football League give us a bit of leeway? Like, delayed the match a little so players can heal, or can Wolves supporters kill off our hopes of the premier league in one swoop?

I've seen some Googling STUPID questions and scenarios posted on here before, but that....

 

[Aseros]

I've seen some Googling STUPID questions and scenarios posted on here before, but that....

It is plausible. Players have been attacked before, and if thousands of Wolves supporters invade the pitch, who will stop them?

 

[Frutos]

It is plausible.

It really, really isn't.

 

[weststanduppercheerleader]

Let's say Wolves fan invaded the pitch on Saturday and took out about 7 or 8 of our players with mindless violence, leaving us effectively with a 'bare bones' squad with no hope of advancing anywhere in the play offs. Would the Football League give us a bit of leeway? Like, delayed the match a little so players can heal, or can Wolves supporters kill off our hopes of the premier league in one swoop?

hahahahaaaa...surely, you're taking the piss with this one? You can't be serious!

 

[Aseros]

hahahahaaaa...surely, you're taking the piss with this one? You can't be serious!

I am deadly serious. I dreamed that this happened last night.

 

[weststanduppercheerleader]

I am deadly serious. I dreamed that this happened last night.

Well, that's a complete contradiction, as if I thought all my dreams could seriously happen, then a few weeks ago I would've met Jamie Oliver in the town centre to ask him for a job; he gave me a job but at his restaurant I kept freaking out because the stairs were too high and steep, and then I did a citizen's arrest on a drug dealer in the restaurant.

Just because I dream something (see above), I don't think that it can seriously happen.

 

[Aseros]

Well, that's a complete contradiction, as if I thought all my dreams could seriously happen, then a few weeks ago I would've met Jamie Oliver in the town centre to ask him for a job; he gave me a job but at his restaurant I kept freaking out because the stairs were too high and steep, and then I did a citizen's arrest on a drug dealer in the restaurant.

Just because I dream something (see above), I don't think that it can seriously happen.

I have been known to predict the future through my dreams.

 

[rdigs24]

Let's say Wolves fan invaded the pitch on Saturday and took out about 7 or 8 of our players with mindless violence, leaving us effectively with a 'bare bones' squad with no hope of advancing anywhere in the play offs. Would the Football League give us a bit of leeway? Like, delayed the match a little so players can heal, or can Wolves supporters kill off our hopes of the premier league in one swoop?

Surely the amount of Police will now be similar to Palace. So even though this idea is CRAP I think there will be a fair few pitch invasions should Wolves be losing

 

[smeariestbat]

there is only one sensible reply to all this: Wibble

 

[LamieRobertson]

ASEROS...hmm..i've googled this name and according to the Urban Dictionary it means ''something that possesses the qualities of a pine needle''.....i think they've given it a tad too much credit

 

[DanielT]

The water sprinklers that automagically pop up on the pitch hypothetically double up as machine guns

 

[Munkfish]

Pretty sure a few hundred at Grimbsy ran on when we got relegated there, although I think most was to give the fat man and his kid some more abuse.