Brighton v Crystal Palace rivalry *new article*

[Half Man Half Biscuit]

Ahead of what could be renewed acquaintances with our friends from up the road, here is the first of a two part series looking at the rivalry between the two clubs:

On the wings of a sparrow

The second part will follow tomorrow and will include Gerry Ryan's broken leg, Kelvin Morton and the REMF match.

Enjoy!

 

[Notters]

Nice one!

Has anyone got a link to that original rivalry article, I was wanting to show it to a colleague.

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

How the hell did we get above Newcastle v Sunderland in this one?

The Top Ten British Rivalries | TwoHundredPercent @ OleOle

There was a great article in Four Four Two magazine about the rivalry that followed the 5-0 game at Selhurst. Don't know if it's online or not.

 

[Half Man Half Biscuit]

How the hell did we get above Newcastle v Sunderland in this one?

The Top Ten British Rivalries | TwoHundredPercent @ OleOle

There was a great article in Four Four Two magazine about the rivalry that followed the 5-0 game at Selhurst. Don't know if it's online or not.

I think the chap who writes for Two Hundred Percent lives locally so that may explain why this match was on his radar.

 

[jimmypbha]

Good Stuff

 

[Djmiles]

I always thought it was the arse of a crow, not a cow!

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

I think the chap who writes for Two Hundred Percent lives locally so that may explain why this match was on his radar.

...and there is a photo of Gully in his Gallery.

99% of vampires look like Bob Todd btw.

 

[Mr Smggles]

I always thought it was the arse of a crow, not a cow!

sounds a lot better with crow than cow! did confuse me also

 

[Digweed's Testicle]

Crow? That makes no sense at all!
Surely a crow's arse would be similar to a seagulls' arse, with similar levels of poo, so why not then just have the wings of a seagull and an arse of a seagull?

Whereas, if you had an arse of a huge heffalump, about to land a week's worth of manure on the scummers below, THAT would be worth cross breeding a seagull and a cow for.
Where's my year 10 chemistry set.......

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

I always thought it was the arse of a crow, not a cow!

So did I , as crow rhymes with below.

 

[Caveman]

NO NO NO! It's COW!

 

[Julio]

As author of this article, it is categorically a cow. Agreed it's a rather surreal juxtaposition and not quite sure where the idea came from. It's one of those tunes you pull out the bag on special occassions, along with of course "my old man said..."