Brighton and Hove Albion Christmas Crackers

[Bry Nylon]

Why did Cinderella run away from the ball?

Because Nathan Jones had been coaching her.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Bought of Albion crackers from the Club shop

I had to take my crackers back to the shop. The box advertised the contents as 24, but there were actually only 16 inside.

 

[Bry Nylon]

I had to take my crackers back to the shop. The box advertised the contents as 24, but there were actually only 16 inside.

The only cracker in my box that did anything remotely like it was supposed to was in Aston Villa colours with a little disclaimer inside saying contents have to be returned in January!