Right we've had far too much excitement over the last four years so next season I want:
League: Nice, comfortable campaign ending with mid-table mediocrity. Season over by Easter will suit me fine. Spend the rest of the season watching the stadium being built at Falmer
FA Cup: 3rd Round: 'day out' victory over some friendly bunch of no-hopers - Orient perhaps. 4th Round: a spot of 'giant killing' over some struggling Premiership Club, ideally Palace. (Although if it is Palace 'giant killing' is probably the wrong word, more like the mercy killing of an obese, syphilitic drunkard.) 5th Round: glorious defeat at somewhere like Anfield or Old Trafford.
League Cup: Well, win it I suppose. After all we're a club used to winning trophies now!
League: Nice, comfortable campaign ending with mid-table mediocrity. Season over by Easter will suit me fine. Spend the rest of the season watching the stadium being built at Falmer
FA Cup: 3rd Round: 'day out' victory over some friendly bunch of no-hopers - Orient perhaps. 4th Round: a spot of 'giant killing' over some struggling Premiership Club, ideally Palace. (Although if it is Palace 'giant killing' is probably the wrong word, more like the mercy killing of an obese, syphilitic drunkard.) 5th Round: glorious defeat at somewhere like Anfield or Old Trafford.
League Cup: Well, win it I suppose. After all we're a club used to winning trophies now!