Bright Eyes. How about........

[Jack Straw]

....singing the original Terry Garoghan version?

There's a building shaped like an onion.
A seagull eating a condom.
A man and a woman completely nude, for all to see,
oh God where can I be?

Chorus;
Brighton, dead handy for London.
Brighton, Crawley is not too far.
Where everone sleeps with everyone, and there's nowhere to park your car,
Brighton.

There's a pier for people to sit on.
A pier for starlings to shit on.
On Sundays it's nice to take a stroll, along the prom, pom pom tiddly pom.

Chorus;

Repeat chrorus with gusto.

 

[Beach Hut]

NO

 

[Rambo]

erm................................no

 

[Bwian]

Shit-can you imagine the racket with Krispies and fatty taxman singing that?

 

[Jack Straw]

Now we're getting somewhere!

 

[timbha]

Jack - remember seeing you at the TG concert at the Gardner Theatre a few years ago - didn't realise you were taking notes!

Perhaps Atilla should play Brighton - The Musical before matches - Lost in Whitehawk, Kemp Town or Pretty Woman (in St James Street).

What happened to my trees?

 

[Hilton]

It would be a bit of an improvement!

 

[fatboy]

byf

 

[Captain Pugwash]

....singing the original Terry Garoghan version?

There's a building shaped like an onion.
A seagull eating a condom.
A man and a woman completely nude, for all to see,
oh God where can I be?

Chorus;
Brighton, dead handy for London.
Brighton, Crawley is not too far.
Where everone sleeps with everyone, and there's nowhere to park your car,
Brighton.

There's a pier for people to sit on.
A pier for starlings to shit on.
On Sundays it's nice to take a stroll, along the prom, pom pom tiddly pom.

Chorus;

Repeat chrorus with gusto.

ok

 

[Artois]

NO

What do you mean no?

I've already printed 6,000 leaflets with the words on to hand out at the turnstiles tomorrow.

 

[GUNTER]

Garoghan is a clown.

 

[Beach Hut]

What do you mean no?

I've already printed 6,000 leaflets with the words on to hand out at the turnstiles tomorrow.

You had better shred them quick - this song is pants

 

[fatboy]

I met the byf tonight.

 

[Beach Hut]

Apparently I met him on the infamous Saturday night before Grimsby away - but I don't remember it.

 

[fatboy]

I knew who they were. It was just working out which was more illiterate than the next!

He was speaking the truth when he said his password was hacked though.....

 

[Beach Hut]

How come he was "hacked" - we a need a full time security manager