Breaking News - England to be re-instated

[Jonathon Livingstone]

I have just received the following email:

It's alleged that one of the Portuguese football players failed a drug/alcohol test after the match.

If this is confirmed as positive, under FIFA rules, paragraph 6 sub section 2e, Portugal will forfeit the quarter final match and England will play France in today's Semi Final.

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Carlsberg do not send emails, but if they did they would probably be the best emails in the world.

 

[bhaexpress]

Brilliant !

 

[Da Man Clay]

 

[Captain Pugwash]

 

[Mr Banana]

Put your hands in the air and shout "I aaaam somebo-dyyy!" if you want to be the first person to point out that it would actually be worse to be technically outcrafted and heroically beaten by the French. Although the noble heartache levels would obviously be better if we'd lost in the semis.

If Carlsberg made emails would they taste like they'd been made with a three parts soapy piss to one part chemicals formula as well?

 

[tinx]

If Carlsberg made emails would they taste like they'd been made with a three parts soapy piss to one part chemicals formula as well?

Now thats funny.

 

[Rangdo]

I'm guessing that Carlsberg probably do send quite a few emails.