Breaking (and MENTAL) news from Farnborough FC..!

[shaolinpunk]

It's the assistant manager I feel sorry for - his name is now Paddy Power

 

[Albumen]

http://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1rlsd01

Kevin Ainsley SCRIVEN Gordon BANKS Goalkeeper
Joshua Adam HUGGINS Lothar MATTHAUS Defender
Oliver George TREACHER Silva Rocha ROBERTO CARLOS Defender
Adam Hugh DOYLE Paolo MALDINI Defender
Alan Francis INNS Alan HANSEN Defender
Paul Jinnah MASSAQUOI Marcos Evangelista de Moraes CAFU Defender
Djibril FOFANA John TERRY Defender
Thomas Andrew McGARRY Franz BECKENBAUER Defender
Reece Nicholas JONES George BEST Midfield
Stephen Thomas LAIDLER Paul GASCOIGNE Midfield
Merrick Anthony JAMES-LEWIS Zinedine ZIDANE Midfield
Tyrone Michael Justin BERRY Johann CRUYFF Midfield
Daniel BENNETT Lionel MESSI Strikers
Reece William CONNOLLY Gary LINEKER Strikers
David Charles TARPEY Diego MARADONA Strikers
Elvis Zark HAMMOND Edson Arantes do Nascimento PELE Strikers
Spencer DAY José MOURINHO Manager
Leigh James Thomas DYNAN Paddy POWER Assistant Manager
Simon John GARDENER Sir Alex Fergurson First-Team Coach
Roger Leslie PEIRCE Terry Venables Kit Man

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Well even if the real Pele and Beckenbauer did sign for Farnborough, they couldn't do much of a job. They are in their seventies now.

I refer the honourable gentleman to the answer I gave some moments ago.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

http://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1rlsd01

Kevin Ainsley SCRIVEN Gordon BANKS Goalkeeper
Joshua Adam HUGGINS Lothar MATTHAUS Defender
Oliver George TREACHER Silva Rocha ROBERTO CARLOS Defender
Adam Hugh DOYLE Paolo MALDINI Defender
Alan Francis INNS Alan HANSEN Defender
Paul Jinnah MASSAQUOI Marcos Evangelista de Moraes CAFU Defender
Djibril FOFANA John TERRY Defender
Thomas Andrew McGARRY Franz BECKENBAUER Defender
Reece Nicholas JONES George BEST Midfield
Stephen Thomas LAIDLER Paul GASCOIGNE Midfield
Merrick Anthony JAMES-LEWIS Zinedine ZIDANE Midfield
Tyrone Michael Justin BERRY Johann CRUYFF Midfield
Daniel BENNETT Lionel MESSI Strikers
Reece William CONNOLLY Gary LINEKER Strikers
David Charles TARPEY Diego MARADONA Strikers
Elvis Zark HAMMOND Edson Arantes do Nascimento PELE Strikers
Spencer DAY José MOURINHO Manager
Leigh James Thomas DYNAN Paddy POWER Assistant Manager
Simon John GARDENER Sir Alex Fergurson First-Team Coach
Roger Leslie PEIRCE Terry Venables Kit Man

Crikey. Best AND Gascoigne in midfield.

I wouldn't want to get in a round with that team. Also with Terry in the squad you'd want to leave the missus at home for the Christmas party.

 

[shaolinpunk]

I'd love to know who the players feel about having to do this (and indeed how their better halves feel)

 

[TSB]

Poor sod that drew John Terry. Infact, what the hell is John Terry doing in a list of legendary footballers?

Suppose at least he gets first dibs on their wives.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

I'd love to know who the players feel about having to do this (and indeed how their better halves feel)

Who the players feel?

 

[shaolinpunk]

How. How the players feel.

Now one is called John Terry there's no telling who they'll be feeling

 

[fat old seagull]

They must be bloody mad !

Even Mrs Stiles agrees with me..
Regards
Nobby .

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

How. How the players feel.

Now one is called John Terry there's no telling who they'll be feeling

Hell be feeling Paulo Maldinis missus if history is anything to go by with teams he's in.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

I think it is HORSESHIT. Very cringeworthy.

 

[London Irish]

Ha, they made Palace the kit flunky

 

[BuddyBoy]

Weird, strange and makes me feel a little uneasy about the world in general.

 

[HastingsSeagull]

What a bunch of idiots

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Oh my god what a stupid comment, they have changed their name by deed poll so Ashley Barnes is the name of the player with number 9 on his back, he doesn't have a different name.

I've left my own dimension. I am in a strange new land where nothing makes sense.

 

[edna krabappel]

ERM? Farnborough?

It wasn't on either the Farnborough website or Twitter feed at that point. Smart arse.

 

[Cheshire Cat]

John Terry Legend

 

[carlzeiss]

Kingstonian managed to field a World cup winning line up for a pre-season friendly .

Note also the number 11 in the Wimbledon side .

 

[ali jenkins]

AFC also have John Leslie on the bench.

 

[Durlston]

How stupid and tacky. This sort of thing makes non-league football a laughing stock.