Brazilian footballer forced to wear pink dress

[Easy 10]

Brazilian footballer turns up for a training session wearing a pink dress.

Jairo, who plays for Figueirense, was made to wear the fetching little number as part of a new forfeit scheme to punish out-of-form players. Apparently the ploy worked and Jairo had his best game for ages in the club's next fixture.

Perhaps this is something that could be adopted at the Albion ? Obviously we'd need a wardrobe-full for our out-of-form players, but I for one wouldn't mind seeing Cox in a tight little frilly knee-length number, or maybe Virgo in a slinky off-the-shoulder pastel effort with matching heels and handbag. If it leads to an improvement in form as the article suggests, then cross-dressing in training should be embraced and encouraged. I hope Russell and Dean take note.

 

[Brighton Breezy]

That sounds more of a REWARD than a punishment...

 

[strings]

Perhaps this is something that could be adopted at the Albion ? Obviously we'd need a wardrobe-full for our out-of-form players, but I for one wouldn't mind seeing Cox in a tight little frilly knee-length number, or maybe Virgo in a slinky off-the-shoulder pastel effort with matching heels and handbag. If it leads to an improvement in form as the article suggests, then cross-dressing in training should be embraced and encouraged. I hope Russell and Dean take note.

Good thinking... didn't this used to be the case with the pink goalie tops - they had to be worn during training as a form of punishment under Mark McGhee?

It would be interesting to see hardman El Abd sporting a pink mini-skirt with matching legwarmers..

 

[Twinkle Toes]

Perhaps this is something that could be adopted at the Albion ? Obviously we'd need a wardrobe-full for our out-of-form players, but I for one wouldn't mind seeing Cox in a tight little frilly knee-length number, or maybe Virgo in a slinky off-the-shoulder pastel effort with matching heels and handbag. If it leads to an improvement in form as the article suggests, then cross-dressing in training should be embraced and encouraged. I hope Russell and Dean take note.

Couldn't agree more Easy. Maybe Slade & White could set an example by majestically sweeping across the pitch early doors tomorrow: all dolled-up to the nines? Sadly, I can't see it's a look that would bring out the best of Malcolm Stewart's physical 'attributes', mind (& he wouldn't be able to get anything other than very small sponge in his clutch-bag).

God, I wish I hadn't given that last bit a thought now..

 

[public school boy]

Nothing strange about men wearing dresses.My tranny friends and I wear dresses the whole time.Infact i'm wearing a yellow rubber one right now.Anything strange about that?

 

[The Large One]

Should be like your old PE days.

Only train in pants and vest.

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

Should be like your old PE days.

Only train in pants and vest.

I vote for that!

 

[Captain Pugwash]

Isn't there a smelly bib thing at the club? The worst performer in training wheres the bib that hasnt been washed in 5 years or something silly

 

[herbicide]

You are not bothered at all, are you?

 

[Taybha]

Nothing strange about men wearing dresses.My tranny friends and I wear dresses the whole time.Infact i'm wearing a yellow rubber one right now.Anything strange about that?

Ok around the house but to noisy down the library

 

[Mr Banana]

Albion have been doing this for years with the yellow jacket. All part of the hilarious, laddish camaraderie that makes the world go round.

 

[public school boy]

Ok around the house but to noisy down the library

anything goes.want to dress up and walk hand in hand with me my lover

 

[Gritt23]

I've thought for a while that some sort of embarrassing shame should be the approach for punishing divers. FA announce that Cristiano Ronaldo to wear a man-kini in ManUre colours for the next 3 games and maybe ..... not actually, he'd probably LOVE seeing himself in that.