"In the yellow corner, weighing in at 15 stone 9 pounds, hiding behind a giant cushion of legal effluent and manning the barricades against all those nasty football people, the Lewes Lip, the Falmer Pond Warrior, Queen of the NIMBYs, she's spending your taxes faster than you can pay them, Annnnnnnnnn "Fear of Violence" DeVeccccccccccchiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
In the Blue corner, wearing the blue and white striped trunks, weighing in with 6000 fans and the moral high ground behind her, she once fought at the Dripping Pan and had to retire through injury but tonight she's back and raring to take on the moaning minority, she's got a camera and she ain't afraid to use it: Roz "Harassment My Arse" Soooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuthhhh!"